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Florida Man Arrested For Felony Theft of 66 Rolls of Toilet Paper From Hotel
Newsweek ^
| March 21, 2020
| AILA SLISCO
Posted on 03/22/2020 10:18:04 AM PDT by EdnaMode
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To: ConservativeMind
It’s got to be a misdemeanor because 66 rolls can’t possibly reach felony levels. Maybe it was really, really soft toilet paper.
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posted on
03/22/2020 2:19:56 PM PDT
by
GaryCrow
To: EdnaMode
Florida Man strikes again. 66 rolls of toilet paper!!
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posted on
03/22/2020 3:08:27 PM PDT
by
Deplorable American1776
(Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is, too. :-))
To: Husker24
“$65 is felony theft??”
They probably classified the crime as cruel and
inhumane punishment.
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posted on
03/22/2020 6:35:49 PM PDT
by
Lean-Right
(Eat More Moose)
To: EdnaMode
I bought a retarded amount of TP a few weeks back.
I needed some for my office, it’s just me. At the store the price seemed too high and I was going to Costco anyway... SO I bought an entire case. Enough to last? A few years?
If anyone needs a roll...I will mail it to you, you pick up the shitting cost...I mean shipping. :)
To: Professional
“If anyone needs a roll...I will mail it to you”
Greater love hath no man than this that he share his toilet paper with his FRiends.
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posted on
03/22/2020 6:43:17 PM PDT
by
MayflowerMadam
("For God hath not given us the spirit of fear; but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind." 2 Ti)
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