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Coronavirus: Elephants break into farm in self-isolation and get drunk on whisky
mirror.co.uk ^ | 3/19/20 | Jane Lavender and Paige Holland

Posted on 03/19/2020 1:09:42 PM PDT by ransomnote

Across the world there are now 200,000 confirmed cases of COVID-19 - but a herd of elephants in China found a very fun way to make the most of people putting themselves in self-isoltion

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China was the first country to be hit by coronavirus with tens of millions placed in lockdown while authorities worked to halt its spread.

And at one farm in the Yunan province, elephants took full advantage of the situation.

The herd of 14 majestic beasts broke into a village in a bid to find food.

However, they got a cheeky extra for their efforts when they came across a huge 30kg of corn wine.

After drinking the lot the elephants were somewhat the worse for wear.

Two males passed out, drunk, in one of the tea gardens nearby.

Bet there were some sore heads the morning after the night before.

 

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: chinesevirus; coronavirus; drunkelephants; elephants; kungzoo

1 posted on 03/19/2020 1:09:42 PM PDT by ransomnote
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To: ransomnote

In a year or so....there will be a new young herd of elephants.


2 posted on 03/19/2020 1:13:18 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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3 posted on 03/19/2020 1:14:29 PM PDT by musicman (The future is just a collection of successive nows.)
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To: ransomnote

Well, at least someone’s having fun, even if it’s elephants.


4 posted on 03/19/2020 1:15:38 PM PDT by mass55th ("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne)
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To: mass55th

That was good for a laugh.

Remember, beware of elephants with hangovers!


5 posted on 03/19/2020 1:28:23 PM PDT by Empire_of_Liberty
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To: ransomnote
Elephants drink by vacuuming into their trunks and spraying into their mouths, right?

Wouldn't that hooch kinda sting going up the ol’ schnozz?

6 posted on 03/19/2020 1:28:43 PM PDT by decal (I'm not rude, I don't suffer fools is all.)
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To: ransomnote

This scene will be repeated after the 2020 elections.


7 posted on 03/19/2020 1:36:35 PM PDT by G Larry (There is no great virtue in bargaining with the Devil)
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To: decal

Dunno....but they do seem to be smiling.....


8 posted on 03/19/2020 1:37:15 PM PDT by G Larry (There is no great virtue in bargaining with the Devil)
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To: ransomnote

They’re not pink...


9 posted on 03/19/2020 1:39:45 PM PDT by HombreSecreto (The life of a repo man is always intense)
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To: HombreSecreto

Two males passed out, drunk,”

Boys will be boys.


10 posted on 03/19/2020 1:49:45 PM PDT by gibsonguy
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To: ransomnote

Later


11 posted on 03/19/2020 2:13:43 PM PDT by vladimir998 ( Apparently I'm still living in your head rent free. At least now it isn't empty.)
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To: ransomnote
What drunk elephants see


12 posted on 03/19/2020 3:21:46 PM PDT by Bommer (I am a MAGA-Deplorian! It is the way! It is the only way!)
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