Egypt shock: Dead Sea Scroll scan suggests Noah's Ark 'was Great Pyramid of Giza'

Express (UK) ^ | Wednesday, February 19, 2020 | Callum Hoare

[Right Wing Assault]

One of the secrets of the pyramid was the carpenter room that had numerous chain saws, planers, table saws, along with other equipment.

Noah found a way to use animal poop to produce high grade gas. He used it to run gas engines and generators for electric equipment. He recycled the saw dust by feeding it to termites that gave off methane, which he captured to run the cooking stoves that cooked the food hr fed to his crew.

He was the Ben Franklin of his time.

[myerson]

The Bible says it was made of “gopher wood”.

[stockpirate]

The water damage is from rain running down the face of the stone. The area was a rain forest 12,000 years ago.

[Tom in SFCA]

And building the Ark as described out of wood with the tools of the time would take 3000 man years.

But Jesus looked at them and said, “With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible.”

[HeadOn]

Always read the footnotes. That’s about as good as the Presidential polling data the day after New Hampshire.

[Sicon]

I would love to hear what Ed Anger would have to say about this whole coronavirus thing!

[Salamander]

She obviously does not recognize an unshaved Ron Perlman.

[SunkenCiv]

Nile flooding would leave it undercut; the erosion is clearly rain-induced.

[SunkenCiv]

LOL!

[SunkenCiv]

Yeah, he kept telling his sons, “go fer wood”.

[HeadOn]

Estimates range from 120 years on down, based on the Biblical account in Genesis. One common estimate is about 70 years.

Noah didn’t work on his own - we know he had three sons. And nothing says he didn’t hire a crew, either. So, if we go with 3000 man years, a crew of 43 men is 70 years. If 120 years, only 25 men.

(With modern tools and crew, it only took 3 years for the full-scale model in Kentucky...)

[SunkenCiv]

width=500 next time?

[Larry Lucido]

:-)

[CodeToad]

Yep. Chart seem right. I don’t hear anyone calling for the entire country to shutdown and suffer due to the flu being around.

[CodeToad]

You really shouldn’t use sizing on images since it screw up everyone else.

[beethovenfan]

So the pyramid landed on Ararat?

[bunkerhill7]

SS Selma was a concrete boat.

[Verginius Rufus]

Nonsense. The Great Pyramid was built later, by Joseph, to store grain during the seven years of plenty.

At least that's what some people believe.

[Revel]

“The ark was made of stone blocks?”

No wonder all the Unicorns died.

[SunkenCiv]

:^)

http://www.google.com/search?q=canal+of+joseph