Posted on 02/04/2020 8:04:30 AM PST by BipolarBob
MIAMI, FL—Super Bowl organizers were really worried about the risk of a wardrobe malfunction for the 2020 halftime show. Previous errors have caused millions to be exposed to terrible things like nudity, cursing, and The Black-Eyed Peas for the first time.
Instead of risking a wardrobe malfunction this year, event planners decided to eliminate most of the singers' wardrobes.
"We didn't want to risk someone's shirt or pants falling off, so we just got rid of the shirt and pants," said one choreographer. "You can't have a wardrobe malfunction without a wardrobe. It's a genius plan." In another major precaution, showrunners eliminated the possibility of a musical error by not featuring actual music.
Unfortunately, the plan backfired, and a wardrobe malfunction occurred anyway, causing a small amount of clothing to be placed on both celebrities by mistake.
If before yesterday the Bee came out with a story that the results of the Iowa ‘dems caucus had all the candidates tied at 0%, it would be too over the top, even for a parody.
Now, here we are. Look forward to how they report it now.
Jlo didn’t look nude to me. It looked very much like she was appearing to be nude but she was covered.
Older entertainment women do that...pretty sure even Cher has done it.
I remember when you didn’t need to usher little kids out of the room during the halftime show...
I turned away at halftime.
Photographic evidence requested
It wasn’t the wardrobes, it was the bumps and grinds, although crotch-grabbing and leg-spreading played a part too.
I must learn to look more intently at the intro at the top of the thread as in where it’s from. Was another gotcha.
The Pole Dance set the stage...
How will we ever know that this wasn't the actual reason?
Bring back “Up With People”!
When your children are as tall as you are, it’s time to put on some clothes and set a good example for them. Did the ignorant men in charge of Super Bowl programing think that football fans were entertained by seeing a 50 year old woman sliding down a stripper’s pole? They were wrong.
If nothing else, at least JLo had on a flesh colored body suit (about like a one piece swimsuit) underneath all the sequin mess.
Maybe the Halftime Show should be filmed in Vegas and shown after the Superbowl ends, that way the kids can be in bed sleeping before the porn starts.
Instead of ushering the kids out at half-time show, thus still keeping the show on the tv, people should have changed the channel to the Puppy Bowl or something else. I found it ironic people were appalled by the show, yet they kept it on and kept watching the show. Or at least they never said they changed the channel or turned it off.
Change the channel(turn down the volume or turn it off) to something else if you don’t like what is on one channel.
Remember that mantra? Still holds true today as it did back then!
I turned it off and stopped recording. I knew Jlo would strip. She’s a stripper. But I need to know what families are bombarded with
Pornography
It was completely appalling.
And In true hollyweird tradition they put kids in cages and danced pretty much naked in front of them.
I’m not a prude by any stretch but I thought it was disgusting. Never did go for the porno flicks or the sexually suggestive stuff.
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