Could the next Willy Wonka be a woman? Warner Bros are 'considering casting female actress as the titular chocolatier in upcoming prequel'

UK Daily Mail ^ | January 31, 2020 | William Cole

[wally_bert]

It confuses me.

[ealgeone]

Why not? Everything seems to be up for grabs now.

[cymbeline]

I vote for Heather Graham. The new Willie has go to be white so they don’t get lost in the chocolate.

[Crolis]

I bet they cast Kate McKinnon, as she could pull off the unhinged, goofy, eccenetric type of character. But I think it will still tank in the box office.

You’d think the studios would realize making movies that no one is asking for isn’t the best business decision.

[Sirius Lee]

Nooo! I’m still furious about a female “doctor who”. If they wanted a show about a time lady, they should have made a spin off series!

They had one. River Song, and the actress and character were great, and probably could have been spun into a better series than the other spin off they did with the fag character, Torchwood I think was the name. There was no reason to destroy the Who franchise with angry fem wokeness.

[mewzilla]

(titter)

[EEGator]

LOL!

I'll give another option as well...Jessica Alba

[Bommer]

These woke idiots don't get it. At what point when you loose more than you make on these chick impowerment movie do you say, GET ME JOHN MILIUS TO WRITE A READ MOVIE!

Even after a stroke he can right better stuff than 99% of all of Hollywood!

[shotgun]

I give you the Queen of the Oompa Lompas!

[mad_as_he$$]

+.

[TexasFreeper2009]

wtf is wrong with these people?

[Deplorable American1776]

Dearest Hollywood, why are rebooting classic films? Are ideas for new movies not allowed anymore? What’s next, a Muslim Miss Piggy in a reboot of The Muppet Movie? Or will it be a gay Beaver Cleaver in a reboot of Leave It To Beaver?

[windcliff]

Ha. I can’t believe they are going to remake it again.

[Lazamataz]

Woman Willy Wonka = A woman with a willy.

[al baby]

Why not? Everything seems to be up for grabs now.

Il take the left one

[cymbeline]

All nice. The titties on Heather and Jessica sorta remind me of Hershey’s kisses. Very appropriate.

[aquila48]

“Hey! Does this mean they are just going to skip over Will Smith? By now it’s usually his turn...”

And he would be the appropriate color for a movie on chocolate.

[Mastador1]

So they took Wonka from really good with Wilder to kind of OK with Depp and now they’re shooting for what, totally mediocre social justice crap?

[pepsi_junkie]

Johnny Depp has one character, and one character only.

[Tanniker Smith]

Don’t matter to me. There’s only one version that will matter. Nothing wrong with it.