LOL...Mr. Robison continued...“The Inn has a night security person and daily room service. The maid checks to see if you are ok. If not, they’ll call an ambulance… or the undertaker. If you fall and break a hip, Medicare will pay for the hip, and Holiday Inn will upgrade you to a suite for the rest of your life.”
He sounds like a fun guy. He’d fit in well on FR.
For perhaps a few dollars more: https://aboardtheworld.com/
I have a hard time believing that the Holiday Inn is less then 60 dollars a day. I mean I have been in many all over the United States and if you get in with 125 a night, you are doing good.