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Meet Aisha! NEW Sharia Compliant Version of "Alexa"
Vocab Malone ^
| 12-7-19
| Vocab Malone
Posted on 12/09/2019 10:33:04 AM PST by fishtank
Introducing #Aisha (aka "Halalexa"), thew new #Sharia-compliant, fully Halal edition of Alexa!
The ONLY version of the #Amazon Echo Muhammad would approve of!
Just in time for Christmas (which is forbidden, BTW). RUN TIME: APPROX. 6 MIN.
***PLEASE NOTE, THIS IS NOT A REAL PRODUCT AND THIS VIDEO IS A SATIRICAL COMMERCIAL, FOR PARODY PURPOSES ONLY!
TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Miscellaneous; Religion
KEYWORDS: aisha; alexa; amazon
***PLEASE NOTE, THIS IS NOT A REAL PRODUCT AND THIS VIDEO IS A SATIRICAL COMMERCIAL, FOR PARODY PURPOSES ONLY!
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posted on
12/09/2019 10:33:04 AM PST
by
fishtank
To: fishtank
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posted on
12/09/2019 10:34:17 AM PST
by
fishtank
(The denial of original sin is the root of liberalism.)
To: fishtank
And she’s guaranteed to not call the authorities.
To: fishtank
Don’t watch this video if you are sitting near an Alexa device. She will try to answer the questions. I couldn’t hear the video because Alexa was talking.
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posted on
12/09/2019 11:31:48 AM PST
by
kaila
To: fishtank
Very funny! Watch it before imamtube takes it down.
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posted on
12/09/2019 11:35:33 AM PST
by
I want the USA back
(If free speech is taken away, dumb and silent we are led, like sheep to the slaughter: G Washington)
To: kaila
Unplug it.
Big Alexa is listening to you.
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posted on
12/09/2019 11:37:47 AM PST
by
fishtank
(The denial of original sin is the root of liberalism.)
To: fishtank
I seem to recall a Fox News reporter named Aisha?????
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posted on
12/09/2019 12:02:19 PM PST
by
hsmomx3
To: fishtank
Absolutely awesome! Watch it while you can, because YouTube are exactly the kind of compliant, ankle-grabbing, worms that the video is mocking, so it probably won’t be around for long (”This video violates our (Sharia Compliant) terms of service...” blah blah blah).
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posted on
12/09/2019 12:18:20 PM PST
by
Sicon
("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell)
To: fishtank
Skip the first two minutes, then it’s hilarious
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posted on
12/09/2019 12:21:25 PM PST
by
11th_VA
To: fishtank
I like Alexa, and don’t really care if Big Brother is watching me. I would just bore the snoopers, anyway. Big Brother is already watching my online activities. Since I am now retired, I say what I think and I do not have to worry about repercussions.
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posted on
12/09/2019 12:22:41 PM PST
by
kaila
To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...
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posted on
12/09/2019 1:57:35 PM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
To: fishtank
She who must be obeyed.....
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posted on
12/09/2019 6:52:52 PM PST
by
Some Fat Guy in L.A.
(Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite it's unfashionability)
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