Posted on 12/04/2019 4:26:38 PM PST by Impy
Well Andy Dalton, congrats on avoiding going 0-16.
"Thank you Imp, 1-15 has a much better ring to it.
"The '08 Lions are popping champagne."
"Excuse me numbnuts but the 2017 Browns also went 0-16!"
"I know but that kinda ruins the joke. Also, I don't have nuts."
"If you did they'd be numb!"
"Hi there, this comedy skit isn't going too well."
Well I'm sorry but I can't think of anything and I've got to get the thread posted. How about we veer away from football and invite Ben and Jerry to tell us about their latest flavor.
"Hi there Imp, thanks for having me, the other guy couldn't make it, he's busy sniffing Bernie Sander's crotch".
So which one are you?
"Does it matter? Anyway our newest flavor is 'ImPeach Mint' Peach Ice cream with gobs of spearmint flavored goo and real peach pits! $4 from every $8 dollar pint goes towards the movement to give Gitmo terrorists a seat in Congress! Another seat I mean, besides Illan Omar."
That sounds disgusting, and aren't peach pits poisonus?
"Sure but you won't die unless you eat like at least 12!"
Uh maybe we should get back to football, the Panthers have fired Coach Ron Rivera, the 2nd coach this year to get fired in the middle of season. Ron, thanks for joining us.
"Thanks for having me, Imp."
Coach Klien? What the hell?
"I stole Ron Rivera's identiy a few weeks ago to stick him with the bill for my scrotal enlargment surgery. Coinidenlty I'm taking over as Interim Coach of the Panters, I'm confident we can lose the remainder of our games and get the best draft pick available."
"Hey, I got another flavor for you, 'Russian Inter-Beer-ence', Non-Alcholic Beer flavored ice cream with a borsct swirl and caviar-flavored gummy fish, 4 of every 8 bucks goes towards the DNC's Metamucil budget to keep Joe, Bernie and Liz regular."
"Yummy, but that's too cheap, I think you should charge $12 dollars a pint!"
"That's a great idea! I should hire you!"
"Swell! I have some flavor ideas of my own! How about Chocolate!?"
"On 2nd thought you don't seem like Ben & Jerry's material."
Let me know if you want on/off the list
Get your picks in,
Thursday Picks so far, Pete: Bears
One of the commentators last week said that Jason Garrett would have to WIN the Superbowl to retain his job. Even just getting to the Superbowl would not be enough.
That conference is almost an embarrassment — to think that the champion team may end up with a 50-50 record and think they can compete in the playoffs.
My pick for Thursday - DA BEARS!
Dallas
New Orleans
Baltimore
New England
upset of the week:
Los Angeles over Seattle
The 2010 Seahawks were 7-9 and won their division, and a playoff game, upsetting the Saints.
Cowboys eek out a win against the even worse Bears. All to honor their lame duck coach Jason Garret.
Dallas 12 daBears 10
That’ll be the day. Watch Clowney play with Goof like a cat does with a mouse.
Top 13 Teams at this point in the season. The top three show much tougher than the rest. The higher number beats the lower number this week. Fuggeddabout the rest...
1 Baltimore
2 New England
3 San Francisco
****Big gap in stats****
4 Kansas City
5 Minnesota
6 Dallas
7 Buffalo
8 New Orleans
9 Tennessee
10 Seattle
11 Green Bay
12 Los Angeles
13 Houston
Top three offenses:
1 Baltimore
2 San Francisco
3 Kansas City
Top three defenses:
1 New England
2 San Francisco
3 Buffalo
Cowboys
Vikes
Browns
Texans
Colts
Pack
Bills triumph at home
Saints keep all the Gold and the #1 spot
Panthers
Fins
Chargers
Titans
KC keeps it close, but Patriots win
Pitts
Seahawks with their 2nd straight prime time win
Eagles on MNF
Glad to see the thread survives!
I get only internet TV, if anyone can provide me with sources for games, before the playoffs, would greatly appreciate it!
Minnesota over Detroit
Houston over Denver
Indianapolis over Tampa Bay
New Orleans over San Francisco
Green Bay over Washington
Cleveland over Cincinnati
Miami over N.Y. Jets
Carolina over Atlanta
Baltimore over Buffalo
L.A. Chargers over Jacksonville
New England over Kansas City
Pittsburgh over Arizona
Tennessee over Oakland
Seattle over L.A. Rams
Philadelphia over N.Y. Giants
Dallas over Chicago
thanks again for making this misery possible...
BEARS
FALCONS
BUCCANEERS
JETS/dolphins ( i do believe they will play to a tie)
49ERS
VIKINGS
TEXANS
RAVENS
BROWNS
PACKERS
JAGUARS
CARDINALS
TITANS
CHIEFS
RAMS
EAGLES
good luck to all...
if i have to i will pick the jets grudgingly...
Dallas at Chicago: Da Bears.
Detroit at Minnesota: The Vikes.
Denver at Houston: Texans. Bigly.
Indianapolis at Tampa Bay: The Bucs.
San Francisco at New Orleans: Good one. Saints in a squeaker.
Washington at Green Bay: The Deadskins' two game hot streak ends at Lambeau Field. The Pack.
Cincinnati at Cleveland: The Bungles' one game hot streak ends in the Mistake By The Lake. The Browns.
Miami at N.Y. Jets: J-E-T-S JETS! JETS! JETS! (Tip o' the horns to dp0622.)
Carolina at Atlanta: The Suck Bowl game of the week. Panthers.
Baltimore at Buffalo: I think the Birds hit a speed bump, the Bills finally catch Brady & Co., and the AFC starts looking real interesting. Buffalo.
L.A. Chargers at Jacksonville: Suck Bowl II. Jags with home field advantage.
Kansas City at New England: If the Ravens-Bills are a beer, here's the chaser. Taking KC on the road, then watching the panic ensue in Boston.
Pittsburgh at Arizona: Steelers.
Tennessee at Oakland: Raiders get the win.
Seattle at L.A. Rams: Rams playoff chances take a hit. Seahawks.
N.Y. Giants at Philthadelphia: The Giants are the division's doormat, even compared to Washington, and Philthy is fighting for a playoff spot. Take The Iggles and homefield.
Thursday night upset win for the Cowboys
Cowboys
Vikes
Browns
Texans
Colts
Pack
Bills
Saints
Panthers
Fins
Chargers
Titans
Patriots
Pitts
Seahawks
Eagles
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