Ancient life awakens amid thawing ice caps and permafrost

Wshington Post ^ | July 7 at 12:00 PM | Daniel Ackerman

[dp0622]

with a head at one end and anus at the other...

That’s all buttplug requires in a date :)

[Tennessee Conservative]

with a head at one end and anus at the other... That’s all buttplug requires in a date :)

That's all Democrats require in new voters.

[Col Freeper]

Washington Post reporters, as clearly recognized by all, have an Anus at both ends.

[dp0622]

LOL

[dp0622]

:)

[mosesdapoet]

On a Sunday home improvement talkie (Fitzgerald) a caller discussed uses of nematodes which prevent ground burrowing insects from developing in his garden

[Cowboy Bob]

She estimated one nematode to be 41,000 years old — by far the oldest living animal ever discovered.

Sounds like this TV show they had when I was a kid: The Second Hundred Years.

[Vendome]

[Libloather]

...million-year-old bacteria...

Kinda sounds like what I got handed through a Hardees window a few years ago.

[ETL]

[bgill]

It has a brain so it isn’t a demonrat.

[seowulf]

It’s easy to pick out the Democrat nemotodes.

They’re circular, with the head stuck up the anus.

[Tennessee Conservative]

LOL, on second thought, Dems might not like them all that much when they find out how hard they are to kill.

[Grimmy]

So...

Now we know how the zombie plague starts.

[ifinnegan]

Need to sequence their genomes.

I’d like to see predictions of what features/differences will be seen based on current theory before the sequencing is done.

[Fiddlstix]

[Vaquero]

[SaveFerris]

[ Ancient life awakens amid thawing ice caps and permafrost ]

It wakes up, probably not in the best of moods, Crazy Swedes!!



Norwegians!!

[rktman]

Yup, we’re toast now thanks to climageddon.