Iran Says 'Tall, White' Space Aliens Control America

Forbes.com ^ | Michael Peck

[KarlInOhio]

They’ve discovered the secret FBI X-Files.

[mabarker1]

They are called The Nordics.

At least according to My August 2019 Neighborhood Watch Bulletin.

[Jaxter]

"..then met in 1954 with President Dwight Eisenhower.."

[Springman]

Bump for later.

[elcid1970]

“...that a race of extraterrestrial “tall whites” arrived on Earth, helped Nazi Germany build a fleet of advanced submarines in the 1930’s...”

Eureka! The Iranians have confirmed a theory I have held since stationed in Germany years ago. No German I spoke to ever personally knew a Nazi or knew anyone who knew anyone who was a Nazi.

I concluded that the Nazis who created the Third Reich were indeed space aliens who came to Earth in the 1920’s like SNL’s Ubermann, committed their horrible atrocities over the span of twelve years; then, when the defeat of Germany was imminent, they boarded their hidden spaceships and blasted off.

After May 7, 1945 there wasn’t a Nazi to be found anywhere in the fallen Fatherland.

[DariusBane]

Everyone knows this is a red herring planted by gray aliens. Aliens who are neither tall, nor white. Oh despair fellow Freepers the end draws nigh.

[justa-hairyape]

The Gray’s are the deep state decoys. False aliens.

[DariusBane]

Sad times indeed.