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Looking for love in all the wrong places?

Hopin' to find a friend and a lover; I'll bless the day I discover another heart lookin' for love. And I was alone then, no love in sight; and I did ev'rything I could to get me though the night. Don't know where it started or where it might end;

1 posted on 07/02/2019 3:28:02 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
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To: DUMBGRUNT

And in the sweltering heat too.


2 posted on 07/02/2019 3:28:59 PM PDT by rktman ( #My2ndAmend! ----- Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Lord, I was born a ramblin’ fox
Tryin’ to make a livin’ and doin’ the best I can
And when it’s time for leavin’
I hope you’ll understand
That I was born a ramblin’ fox


3 posted on 07/02/2019 3:30:43 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Apparently showing liberals how to move to Canada after they threaten to move there.


4 posted on 07/02/2019 3:31:43 PM PDT by Purdue77 (Okay, I'm too cheap to afford a tag line.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

I thought Greenland and the Arctic Ocean have melted?


5 posted on 07/02/2019 3:34:14 PM PDT by colorado tanker
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What does the fox say ?
6 posted on 07/02/2019 3:40:39 PM PDT by csvset (illegitimi non carborundum)
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Did he board a boat at some point? Because we all know the polar ice caps have melted....


9 posted on 07/02/2019 3:49:21 PM PDT by PGR88
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What did the fox say?


10 posted on 07/02/2019 3:50:24 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: DUMBGRUNT
The second leg of the animal's journey into Canada remains more of a mystery, however.

Its transmitter stopped working in February this year, and its fate remains unknown.


Sounds to me like a polar bear had himself a nice meal and pooped it (including the GPS) into the Arctic Ocean.
12 posted on 07/02/2019 3:50:59 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("...a choice between Woke-fevered Democrats and Koch-funded Republicans is insufficient."-Mark Steyn)
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Adventurous fox.


13 posted on 07/02/2019 3:51:56 PM PDT by Innovative
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Did he cross the water (from Eastern to Western Hemisphere) with a chicken and a sack of corn? And did anyone see the chicken and corn since?


16 posted on 07/02/2019 4:02:16 PM PDT by drpix
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Its transmitter stopped working in February this year....

Was eaten by a ‘endangered’ Polar bear.


18 posted on 07/02/2019 4:05:27 PM PDT by minnesota_bound
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How do you walk from Norway to Canada?


22 posted on 07/02/2019 4:12:50 PM PDT by EEGator
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Could have done if FASTER if he wasn’t lugging that GPS collar everywhere.


24 posted on 07/02/2019 4:37:50 PM PDT by Rio
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But...but...but how is that possible with the artic being ice free in the summer?! /sarc


25 posted on 07/02/2019 5:19:42 PM PDT by MMaschin (The difference between strategy and tactics!)
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Its transmitter stopped working in February this year, and its fate remains unknown.

I think they'll find the transmitter here.

26 posted on 07/02/2019 5:24:08 PM PDT by Defiant (I hope the Russians trick me into voting for Trump again in 2020.)
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Maybe he heard there was ham and eggs.


29 posted on 07/02/2019 6:05:59 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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It was racing an unladen swallow.


31 posted on 07/02/2019 6:08:59 PM PDT by AndrewB
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Looking for henhouses in all the wrong places?

How many lazy dogs did it jump over?

32 posted on 07/02/2019 6:49:48 PM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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Somebody’s always chasing after the fox


36 posted on 07/02/2019 8:57:17 PM PDT by Phil DiBasquette
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