Posted on 06/29/2019 11:21:59 AM PDT by John Semmens
As candidate after candidate insisted that health care is a human right, the entire field of 2020 Democratic presidential contenders found themselves unable to exclude any human being from the enjoyment of this universal right. In a show of hands at a debate every candidate agreed that illegal immigrants would be included in their health plans should he or she succeed in getting elected in November 2020.
Sen. Elizabeth Warren (Mass) explained that “human rights aren’t only for American citizens. They are for everyone. Withholding these benefits from anyone would be immoral. To use a man-made demarcation line like a country’s border to deny this right to those born on the other side is just plain selfish. We’re the richest nation in the world. It’s about time we started sharing our good fortune with those poorer than ourselves.”
Sen. Bernie Sanders (Vermont) contended that “I am the only one who has been honest about how to pay for this universal benefit. Even middle-class Americans are fabulously wealthy compared to immigrants streaming across our southern border. We can afford to be generous. Granted, taxes will have to be increased for our middle-class, but they will have the satisfaction of knowing they are contributing to the collective welfare of humankind.”
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Across the entire planet even.
Free health care for illegals?
I think one of my ancestors slipped past an inspector at Ellis Island.
If I had known I could get free health care by stepping across the Rio Grande illegally, I might have done it instead of paying 25 cents to get to walk across the Matamoros/Brownsville bridge and passing through customs.
Where’s the money coming from to pay for all this?
Keep up the good work John, your satires are great...
“Keep up the good work John, your satires are great...”
What satire?
Do you know who man’s best freind is? His dog, not his wife or kids.
Do you realize how many dog and cat lovers are voters, or could be voters?
We need healthcare for all pets. Furthermore, many of us SJWs oppose the domestication of wild animals. So we need healthcare for all liberated animals who are not pets.
Now why are the Republicans so stingy and selfish
good point
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