Skip to comments.
Mile-Wide ‘Walnut’ Asteroid With Its Own Moon To Fly By Earth Saturday
cbs2la ^
| 05/21/2019
Posted on 05/21/2019 4:52:36 PM PDT by BenLurkin
click here to read article
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-40 next last
1
posted on
05/21/2019 4:52:36 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
2
posted on
05/21/2019 4:53:59 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
3
posted on
05/21/2019 4:55:31 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: BenLurkin
“Mile wide walnut asteroid”
Aha!
That explains what the squirrels have been doing in the back yard.
They’re building a space ship.
4
posted on
05/21/2019 4:56:29 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: BenLurkin; Gamecock; SaveFerris; PROCON
3,219,955 miles
I would have just rounded up. They must have an actual Wizard tip calculator.
To: BenLurkin
6
posted on
05/21/2019 5:02:04 PM PDT
by
dljordan
To: blueunicorn6
The squirrels have grabbed every propane bottle from every barbecue in the neighborhood.
That must be their fuel source.
Cold weenies for dinner so squirrels can go Warp 9.
National Association of Squirrel Astronauts (NASA) is in their final countdown.
7
posted on
05/21/2019 5:02:28 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: blueunicorn6
So do the squirrels on asteroid walnut wonder if their pecan moon is made of bleu cheese?
To: blueunicorn6
There she goes!
We have liftoff!
Nut Grabber 1 is a go!
9
posted on
05/21/2019 5:06:41 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Larry Lucido
I sense that you don’t believe that squirrels can fly.
Well, I give you Rocky The Flying Squirrel.
A great series of documentaries about squirrels in flight.
10
posted on
05/21/2019 5:09:57 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: SunkenCiv
11
posted on
05/21/2019 5:17:37 PM PDT
by
fieldmarshaldj
(Who will think of the gerbils ? Just say no to Buttgiggity !)
To: blueunicorn6
Those furry miscreants took my fishing pole!
They haven’t figured out how to build a tractor beam.
I think they’re going to try and snag that big walnut with my fishing pole.
It’s only got twenty pound test on it.
They’ll probably have to play the walnut until it gets tired.
It’s got a Penn reel, so that will hold up.
12
posted on
05/21/2019 5:18:06 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: BenLurkin
What is that curved thing? Is it a visitor?
13
posted on
05/21/2019 5:20:44 PM PDT
by
wastedyears
(The left would kill every single one of us and our families if they knew they could get away with it)
To: BenLurkin
I see, I see, a spaceship from WAR OF THE WORLDS!
To: BenLurkin
That looks like the alien spaceships from UFO....
15
posted on
05/21/2019 5:23:44 PM PDT
by
mewzilla
(Break out the mustard seeds.)
To: blueunicorn6
I just don't believe he was on the moon. I'm pretty sure that was photoshopped.
To: blueunicorn6
Oh no!
Klingons!
It’s a space battle!
Klingons versus Squirrels!
The Klingons must really want a nut!
Wait a minute!
The squirrels have fired Alexandria ocasio Whatsherteeth at the Klingons!
She’s the biggest nut in the galaxy.
The Klingons are withdrawing!
I think it’s dirty pool to shoot Alexandria at them. She’s more bother than a shipload of Tribbles.
17
posted on
05/21/2019 5:29:38 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: dljordan; BenLurkin
I think I remember it from Space 1999 (or was it UFO?)...
18
posted on
05/21/2019 5:32:09 PM PDT
by
rockrr
( Everything is different now...)
To: Larry Lucido
Photoshopped?
Photoshopped?
What kind of dark world do you live in that you don’t believe Rocky flew to the moon?
Photoshopped.
Next thing you’ll be telling us that Bullwinkle didn’t play football at Whatsamata U.
19
posted on
05/21/2019 5:36:53 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Ruy Dias de Bivar
20
posted on
05/21/2019 5:38:16 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-40 next last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson
