65-year-old Florida woman beats 300-pound attacker with baseball bat

Local10.com ^ | 4/17/2019 | Jeff Tavvs

[dfwgator]

“Teddy f***in’ Williams knocks it out of the park! Fenway Park on its feet for Teddy f***in’ Ballgame! He went yardo on that one, out to f***in’ Lansdowne Street!”

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Great video! Thanks for the link.

Sure enough, she was a softball player. You can tell from that stance.

[Bonemaker]

Clerk of the year

[bigbob]

Perp be like “lemme change into muh drug pants”

[raybbr]

“Grannie’s got a bat” sung to the tune of “Janie’s got a gun”!

[onedoug]

That’s it!

[SelmaLee]

Even better, in the video posted above, she says that ‘he was just in his drawers’. I laughed out loud!

[fella]

"Give that woman an open carry permit!"

The 2nd amendment is her open and concealed permit.

[Responsibility2nd]

“I took that bat and hit him upside the head like ‘pi-yah!’ He said ‘Ow!’” Gainey told WGFL.

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Yep. If that don’t say “Florida Woman”; then nothing does.

“Pi-Yah” Ping

[Responsibility2nd]

Having changed out of his boxers...

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What possible reason would he need to have changed out of his boxers?

Oh. I see.

She knocked the CRAP outta him.

Nice hitting Grannie!

[Responsibility2nd]

Hey Laz. She look familiar?

You tried hitting on her once, yes? She hit back.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Never send a man to do a woman’s job.

DANG!

[Bonemaker]

“I’m glad she was able to beat him off.”

So to speak!

[metmom]

Having changed out of his boxers,

FOTFLOL!!!!!

[moovova]

“I’m glad she was able to beat him off.”

Obviously, she’s a master-bat-er.

[BlackbirdSST]

I’m glad she was able to beat him off.

That was probably more 'wood' than that boy has had in a while.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

I bet she got a hit on every swing . . . batted 1000 on his behind.

[I still care]

People always make fun of Floridians, but we have a lot of good common sense people.