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'Believe All Women' Movement Publishes Extensive List Of Exceptions
Babylon Bee ^ | October 17th, 2018

Posted on 04/02/2019 12:08:07 PM PDT by Gamecock

U.S.—After facing mounting criticism over apparent hypocrisy within its ranks, the movement using the hashtag #BelieveAllWomen has come out with an extensive list of exceptions to its directive to always believe all women no matter what.

While Americans from both sides of the aisle largely agree that women's stories shouldn't be dismissed out of hand, the far left's insistence that everyone always believe all women has gotten some pushback. This list of exceptions is designed to clarify the left's position, according to spokespeople.

Included in the list are the following:

-Bill Clinton's accusers

-Joe Biden's accusers

-Potiphar's wife

-Delilah

-Conservative women

-Women who accuse Democratic candidates

-Sarah Sanders

-Any woman the left suddenly decides they don't like anymore

-Nikki Haley

-Dana Loesch

-Women the Democrats no longer have a political need to exploit

-Melania Trump

-Cersei Baratheon

-Any woman who argues for pro-life causes

The full list goes on for another 8,000 pages, explaining exactly which women the left doesn't believe while still proclaiming that everyone should "believe all women."

"This new list lets us be consistent with our rallying cry," said Hillary Clinton. "We can now simultaneously say that we believe all women, while conveniently ignoring or silencing women whose stories conflict with our narrative."

The list is available online in a 587 MB PDF download, or a hard copy of the binders full of women can be purchased from Hillary Clinton's official site.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: believeallwomen; lyinglimolibs; metoo; timesup

1 posted on 04/02/2019 12:08:08 PM PDT by Gamecock
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To: Gamecock

good one


2 posted on 04/02/2019 12:09:32 PM PDT by samtheman (To steal an election, who do you collude with? Russians in Russia or Mexicans in California?)
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To: Gamecock

-Joe Biden’s accusers

Woops! Got one wrong.

-Joe Biden’s accusers are off the list.

-Joe Biden’s accusers have never been on the list.

(As in, Oceania is at war with Eurasia. They have always been at war with Eurasia.)


3 posted on 04/02/2019 12:11:22 PM PDT by samtheman (To steal an election, who do you collude with? Russians in Russia or Mexicans in California?)
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To: Gamecock

4 posted on 04/02/2019 12:12:43 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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5 posted on 04/02/2019 12:13:18 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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6 posted on 04/02/2019 12:14:16 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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To: Gamecock

Sarah Palin


7 posted on 04/02/2019 1:00:12 PM PDT by Obadiah
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To: Gamecock
Mary.

-PJ

8 posted on 04/02/2019 1:27:58 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (The 1st Amendment gives the People the right to a free press, not CNN the right to the 1st question.)
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To: Gamecock

Excellent ...


9 posted on 04/02/2019 1:54:38 PM PDT by GOPJ (Did the Southern Poverty Law Center assist with organizing "Charlottesville"?)
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To: Gamecock
One is that you should always believe women whose best friends can back up her story.

You should never believe a woman who has numerous videos showing her abuser doing the same to other women and even young girls.

10 posted on 04/02/2019 4:49:58 PM PDT by Right Wing Assault (Kill-googl,TWTR,FCBK,NYT,WaPo,Hlwd,CNN,NFL,BLM,CAIR,Antfa,SPLC,ESPN,NPR,NBA,ARP)
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