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T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN
DTG: 311443R MAR 19
SU: RETRO-ZOT
REF: POST #1
1. VKHQ HAS CONFIRMED TROLL SIGHTING THIS DTG, THIS LOCATION.
2. FR MOD COMMAND CENTER HAS EXECUTED LEVEL-FIVE ZORCH-ON-TARGET (ZOT). COMMUNICATIONS DELAY REQUIRES RETROACTIVE FIRE MISSION.
3. ALL ELEMENTS SHALL EXECUTE OPTION "TRIGGER ME TIMBERS" UPON RECEIPT OF THIS MESSAGE. WEAPONS FREE, OPLAN - ORANGEMAN, DAYWORD - VIRTUE .
4. ALL ELEMENTS ARE DIRECTED TO FULL ASSET COMMITMENT TO POST-STRIKE BEERFEST UPON packrat01'S REMAINS.
5. BRING A NICE SHRUBBERY.
6. CHALLENGE/PASSWORD: CONTRITION/WEAKLING.
7. BRACE YOURSELVES, SOMEONE HAS TO COOK DINNER BECAUSE CHICK-FIL-A IS CLOSED TODAY.
8. WE ARE YOUR OVERLORDS. VKHQ SENDS.
EOM EOM EOM
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I was hoping we could use this for the Undead Thread, so don’t pave it yet, OK Delta? ;o]
We should have this place cleared shortly.
You never can be too careful.
on time, on target