Harry and William to 'Split their Staff in an Effort to Ease Tension' between them and their Wives

Daily Mail (U.K.) ^ | February 17, 2019 | Ian Gallagher

[Cecily]

Prince William and Prince Harry are expected to divide their shared household in the next few weeks to help ease tensions between them and their wives.

Courtiers have also suggested that the ending of their ‘double act’ and the creation of separate courts reflects their changing responsibilities.

It is understood the key split will be in their communications team. In recent months, the Palace has struggled to contain a tide of negative Meghan headlines, with aides understood to be frustrated that their advice would occasionally fall on deaf ears.

[Cecily]

Prince Dimwit and MeAgain are likely to go the way of David and Wallis (fired from the Firm) before this is all over with. At this point, I can't imagine anyone in the family wants to be seen with or have anything to do with the Duchess of Toxic.

[morphing libertarian]

splitting a man’s staff can be extremely painful.

[Rebelbase]

Anything to keep the wives from biting the heads off the staff members.

[LeonardFMason]

Marry a high maintenance, attention whore, Diva. What could go wrong?

[dfwgator]

splitting a man’s staff can be extremely painful.

"You're telling me." - John Wayne Bobbitt

[Grampa Dave]

“splitting a man’s staff can be extremely painful.”

The sacrifices, they must make for Queen and country are truly painful.

Soon, they will have share a limo and a driver.

[morphing libertarian]

They could pick the hottest wife and share and dismiss the other. Only need 1 heir and then mistresses come into play.

[tflabo]

Throw Camilla into the mix to add to the fun. Thy royal PITA wives—-all hail.

[Veto!]

Right you are. From the very first, Megan was clearly another Wallis.....and that’s exactly who she wants to be. Show me the money, buy me the jewels, and let’s go party.

[onona]

I got 99 problems and deez nuts ain’t one of them

[bunkerhill7]

Throne Thrown

[captain_dave]

It was a mistake for Harry to marry what’s her name. He and all would have been far better off if he’d married an Australian or Canadian farm girl.

[Leaning Right]

Two possible ways to end all this fussing:

1. Abolish the monarchy. Pension off ex-queen Elizabeth. Tell all the other layabout to go get a job.

2. Keep the monarchy. But pay only the monarch and the heir apparent. Tell all the other layabout to go get a job.

[dfwgator]

God Save the Queen - Cause Tourists Are Money!

[morphing libertarian]

put them in enclosures like a zoo and we will pay to view them in their natural habitats. Split the money with them.

[tennmountainman]

What happens when all the staff wants to work for William and Kate
and not Prince Dimwit and the trash from LA?

[Andy'smom]

Camilla is low key and pretty down to earth. I bet she can’t stand Megan Markle, either.

[Cowboy Bob]

Are they selling Harry and Meghan post cards at the gift shops in London?

[Clutch Martin]

Maybe that LaRouch book “Drugs Incorporated” was right all along...

[peggybac]

I always liked Harry. He was a rebel. Now he’s nothing but a pussy whipped soy boy being led around by his dictatorial wife. There’s still time for him.....it’s not too late.