Posted on 01/26/2019 2:07:39 PM PST by goldstategop
Meet Wally, a four and-a-half foot long emotional support alligator with razor-sharp teeth who likes to make new friends.
Wally belongs to Joie Henney, host of Joie Henney’s Outdoors, a hunting and fishing show that ran from 1989 until 2000 on ESPN Outdoors, Fox and other outlets.
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An emotional gator making friends with the senior crowd.
Not my idea of a pet but who knows. Never heard of a domesticated gator before.
Video of Wally at link.
The alligator probably just doesn’t like tough old meat.
When I check into the nursing home I’m gonna bring my 100,000 emotional support maggots. They’ll surely be welcomed by staff and residents.
A gator who loves hugs and likes being petted. Wally’s adorable.
Hello, it’s a pleasure to eat you, er, I mean, meet you. Yea, meet you, that’s what I meant to say. Disregard anything you might think you heard . . . because you didn’t. Okay?
Yea, well, a pet gator recently ate the legs and the stomach of his owner . . . this really can’t turn out good.
Animals have personalities like people. Some are sweet and some you best keep your distance from.
This is not a dog with an extreme overbite and leather skin. The alligator today is little changed from its ancestor that roamed the Earth with the dinosaurs. It’s an extremely primitive reptile, far removed from the behavior and thinking of man.
What its owner needs is an emotional support loony bin.
Next week its an emotional support Rhinoceros.
This will not end well.
If Steve Irwin would have ever gotten bummed out, he would have toted along his favourite croc.
Tried to take my emotional support yak on a flight the other day, and for some unexplained reason, the passengers and crew objected.
LOL
>>>Animals have personalities like people. Some are sweet and some you best keep your distance from.<<<
Yes, and the sweetest female of the species can turn real mean in a nanosecond.
This alligator provides an important service. He eats pit bulls.
Owner states in article:
“They aren’t for everyone. But what can I say. I’m not normal.”
Really? I wouldn’t have known!
Aw, my niece has the sweetest pit bull; she’s just a big goof who loves to be petted by anyone. Doesn’t know her strength, though...crashed into my partially opened screen door getting to the backyard the other day. Bent the frame, caused it to jump off track, and destroyed one of the rollers. She was too excited to explore around.
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