Posted on 12/06/2018 7:25:44 AM PST by Jeff Chandler
WASHINGTON, D.C.—On Tuesday, it was announced that Robert Mueller’s report regarding possible collusion between President Donald Trump and Russia will be made available the day before the 2020 presidential election.
"My team has spoken with every person of interest, reviewed all the relevant information, and we will be finalizing the report over the next 699 days," Mueller stated during a televised interview with NBC’s Todd Foley following the announcement.
When asked why the finalization process would take so long, Mueller’s eyes took on a distant look. He then began to smear white makeup across his face, and draw a crimson smile that stretched from ear to ear.
Foley asked again. As a flicker of light came back into Mueller’s far away eyes, he slowly turned his head toward the veteran journalist, and said: "Some people simply want to watch the world burn."
The interview concluded, and Mueller sauntered out of the studio.
With 699 days until the report is released, Democrats might have to find another issue on which to campaign in 2020.
I love it.
It’s a humor site, folks. Don’t get your knickers up in a bunch...
Humor
He may as well. The so-called investigation has been looking suspicious in many ways.
WHAT OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh wait... its humor? WHO CAN TELL ANYMORE!?!?!?!?!?
"I wish I'd worn clean underwear---I hat getting caught with my pants down."
When asked why the finalization process would take so long, Mueller said: “Some people simply want to watch the world burn.”
Yup
For a few brief moments, this "humor" was a click or two above what most of us felt when Clinton won a second term, O won a second term and Hillary was a slam dunk far into election night. Corrupting elections is what we expect of the Red Dems.
Therefore, just for laughs, the choking nightmare you will indeed have over the next few nights is me stuffing borrowed, unwashed snickers down your throat. Think about that before you go to sleep.
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Love.
The.
Bee.
Funny and sad at the same time...if it weren’t for the corrupt DOJ and company, this satire wouldn’t have any roots to have developed.
Like the Baby Ruth that Carl found in the swimming pool? :0)
Whyizzit that John is required to post the word “satire” in his headlines, thereby destroying their impact, yet articles from the Bee are not?
I read it twice and believed it thrice!
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