Posted on 11/09/2018 4:47:03 PM PST by plain talk
As Florida finally wrapped up its contentious recount of the votes tallied in the recent midterm elections, a winner was finally declared: Al Gore is now the president of the United States.
The recount process at long last found the "missing votes" that would have handed Gore the presidency back in 2000, making him the official president of the country.
"Well, it's about time," Gore said in his acceptance speech. "Thanks to all the fine people that made this happen. It really is too bad that the earth is going to be destroyed by fire by 2015--err, I mean, 2019, or else I could really savor my presidency."
Gore will be granted two terms as US president, ousting President Trump and canceling the 2020 election.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
LOL!
Yeppers.
Good Lord...he’s starting to look like Shep Smith
I don’t know who writes these Babylon Bee articles, but the humor is brilliant.
Longest recount ever!
Al Gore 404, Presidency not found...
LOL! Hil-arious! Thanks for the chuckle. :)
Sans eye makeup.
Yes laugh out loud!
Nooooooooooooooooo
Gore’s victory sort of blows his glo-bull warming scam (hell freezes over)
You’re right.
Gross.
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