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Caption time: Caption this awkward photo of Jeff Sessions
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| 26 OCT 18
| dcbryan1
Posted on 10/26/2018 2:42:46 PM PDT by DCBryan1
Caption time!
(Excerpt) Read more at i.dailymail.co.uk ...
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KEYWORDS: agsessions; animatronics; animatronicsessions; cesarsayoc; chat; doj; jeffsessions; sessions; sleepysessions; trumpdoj; vanity
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I'll start:
Wray: "And now our Attorney General, Jeff Sessions".
Sessions: "Bzzz...whirlll....need input".
Wray: "OPPLAN Proof of life, is a GO".
Sessions: "Input received. Run program proof of life. Initiate wake up protocol".
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posted on
10/26/2018 2:42:46 PM PDT
by
DCBryan1
To: DCBryan1
Is it a cardboard cutout?
To: DCBryan1
Is the guy in uniform behind the Sessions doll a ventriloquist?
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posted on
10/26/2018 2:44:48 PM PDT
by
x
To: DCBryan1
“And now, Walt Disney presents: Not-so Great Moments with Mr. Sessions.”
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posted on
10/26/2018 2:44:52 PM PDT
by
noiseman
(The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.`)
To: shelterguy
Is it a cardboard cutout?LOL! Most plausible response!
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posted on
10/26/2018 2:45:00 PM PDT
by
DCBryan1
(Quit calling them liberals, progs, socialists, or democrats. Call them what they are: COMMUNISTS!!!!)
To: DCBryan1
Superimpose Creepy Joe Biden behind him ...
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posted on
10/26/2018 2:45:12 PM PDT
by
so_real
( "The Congress of the United States recommends and approves the Holy Bible for use in all schools.")
To: DCBryan1
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posted on
10/26/2018 2:45:24 PM PDT
by
albie
To: DCBryan1
“It went Zip when it moved, Bop when it stopped, Whirred when it stood still...I never know just what it was and I guess I never will”
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posted on
10/26/2018 2:45:45 PM PDT
by
Zathras
To: DCBryan1
He looks hypnotized or sleep-walking.
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posted on
10/26/2018 2:46:50 PM PDT
by
bkopto
To: DCBryan1
“He looks sooooo lifelike.”.......................
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posted on
10/26/2018 2:48:05 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(I lie to pollsters......................ALL Of THEM!...................)
To: DCBryan1
From guy behind the podium:
“Ok, now would be a good time to hit the “On” button”
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posted on
10/26/2018 2:48:08 PM PDT
by
Zathras
To: DCBryan1
...don’t make eye contact with them...
...don’t make eye contact with them....
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posted on
10/26/2018 2:48:30 PM PDT
by
smvoice
(I WILL NOT WEAR THE RIBBON)
To: DCBryan1
I better remember my lines. Rod’ll be so mad if I screw this up.
To: DCBryan1
From her secret bunker, swaddled in Depends, to Magoo's earpiece: Jeff, this is Hillary. You will repeat my @^%$&@$ words to the letter, you $@%$^ @$#%, or those nasty photos hit TMZ.
Magoo, in his head: I hope my staff remembered to record The Bold and the Beautiful for me today.
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posted on
10/26/2018 2:50:05 PM PDT
by
LostInBayport
(When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
To: DCBryan1
Looks like he’s aged quite a bit.
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posted on
10/26/2018 2:50:08 PM PDT
by
Track9
(How hot a fire it will be when each Dem gets their due..)
To: DCBryan1
“bzzt-crackle-pop”.
We’re shorting out...someone pull the plug!
To: shelterguy
Might get more action from one of those.
To: DCBryan1
Wray to guy behind Sleepy, ‘ Hurry up and wind him up will yah!!!’
To: DCBryan1
Where will you be when Diarrhea catches you?
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posted on
10/26/2018 2:50:27 PM PDT
by
prophetic
(Trump is today's DANIEL. Shut the mouth of lions Lord, let his enemies be the Cat Food instead.)
To: x
Wray: “Psst - officer - the string - pull the string.”
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posted on
10/26/2018 2:50:43 PM PDT
by
21twelve
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