Posted on 10/23/2018 1:03:30 AM PDT by Mr_Moonlight
October 17th 2018 - Satellite photos have shown a widespread cloud of skunky smelling smoke appearing over all of Canada. Meteorologists and Canadian Officials are perplexed as to the cause of this sudden cloud of smoke, but have noted a correlation of runs for junk-food such as Doritos, Little Debbie's Cookies and Cakes, as well as Twinkies at local convenience stores all across the provinces.
Developing: We'll have more on this story as soon as we can get our reporters to stop giddily laughing incoherently.
~ Ping ~
Bought some stock in one of the Canadian weed “manufacturers”. It is now 4X the purchased price in less than a year. Rock on.
Cheech and Chong! Far out, man!
The only question on this is that Dope doesn't grow well in Canada. Well, not naturally anyway ... so where is it 'manufactured' ???
Did they let Michael Moore and/or Rosie O’Donnell into Canada? If so, they are doomed.
Canadian geese falling out of the sky, dead. Icebergs melting. Glaciers calving like a herd of cows. Salmon and bears, living together. Baby Trudeau turns pro-America.
Oh the horror of it all!
Indeed, they know not what they've unleashed with all this THC in the atmosphere of the Great White North .....
Skunky smell....it’s all that pot they’re dealing.
Has Tommy Chong moved back to Canada yet?
At least they don’t have to worry about having their door kicked in in the middle of the night by drug nazis!
5 days into legalization and I have yet to see a toner openly smoking yet and I walk all around the core of downtown Toronto.
Toker
Brought back memories - I actually partied with Cheech and Chong....and played pool with Harry Chapin.
Who cut the cheese?
Grown in buildings with climate control.
And those of us in border towns are getting contact highs.
CC
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