Soyboys? Oh yeah, can’t use a gender. Soy Critters. Got that Cajun flavor and embodies the virtue signalling nauseous feel you’re looking for in a 21st century mascot.
On another note, however, how about the Cajun Navy gearing up to help out the Palmetto State. Those boys are ragers. They may show up before the Coast Guard does, which is saying nothing about the USCG, who is generally rushing into ports that every other boat is trying to run from.
Cajun Navy - fantastic group of people. my bro in law got involved during Katrina. Some got shot at by some of the democrats!