Posted on 09/07/2018 10:08:32 AM PDT by Gamecock
And we can add cookies to the list of dangerous foods.
Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill in Niceville
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3685682/posts
Fake news from the pizza grabbers lobby.
Where the hell is Hogg and the hoggalinskis?
From same sister in #19...Toddlers choking. Always cut them lengthwise before slicing them into bite-size pieces.
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>> “I wonder what the casualty rate is from hot dogs? <<
Hot dogs are much like drill bits; when one breaks off way inside the hole, it is a serious matter!
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Blasphemy! Thou shalt not criticize thine Holy Pizza lest thee be banned from every pizza parlor in our blessed country. All hail the delicious cheese, the tender yet firm crust, and the sublime toppings!
Need to make a pie chart of all the different ways you cAn be hurt or killed by pizza.
When will we finally get common sense pizza control?
“Ban pizza!
If it saves just one life ...”
What about the children!?
The pizza place where you cut your own pie...and they pass the savings on to you!
Safer too!
AND an additional six thousand from Puerto Rico...
Visiting the emergency room (or the corner clinic) is not the same as being “hospitalized.”
I once saved a kid from choking to death on a hot dog. BUT, I was in Oregon and witnessed a hot dog eating contest. Those gluttons were shoving hot dogs down so fast, it made me sick and appalled. At one point, a contestant got red in the face and started choking when he fell off his chair. Nobody came to assist him and they finally got him a nurse or somebody who screamed for an ambulance. God help me, I started laughing until tears came down my cheeks. Left that night and don’t know if the glutton lived or not.
so, when they finally outlaw pizza, only outlaws will have pizza ...
Well it might have worked if he hadn’t try to read the directions on the bottom of the grill.
He was lucky to be right side up. The vodka didn’t help but it was his craving for munchies (cookies he says, but who knows) induced by the marijuana usage that probably tipped the scales.
BTW, Hat’s off to George Foreman. His grill has been one of the best kitchen gadgets I have ever owned. If I need a quick hamburger, steak, bacon fix, or whatever it’s just an arms length away.
Now if George could invent a way for the damn thing to clean itself after each use, I would be most grateful. Every time I pull it out and get ready to use it, it looks horrible (nasty is a better word) with greasy, caked-on stuff left from my last use. But not to worry, just plug it in and wait for the goo to burn off. Sometimes it adds a little extra flavor to the meal.
I know there is another solution to this problem, but I just don’t want to clean it every time. It destroys the patina.
Yes, when I want to be hygenic (sp) I know what needs to be done. Go out and buy another one and donate the old one to Goodwill.
Meanwhile getting back to the topic at hand, if you can’t tell which side of the grill is up, put it down and slowly walk away. BTW, it’s OK to cook (grill) while you’re buzzed, Julia Childs did most of her cooking under the influence.
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Ever wonder why the pies are round, the pieces are cut into triangles, but come in square boxes?
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I was dating a hot little private school girl back in '64. She had her daddy's car and we were in her daddy's car. She was wearing this (these) great culottes (short skirt)........ she tried eating the pizza and driving at the same time .... hot pizza fell on the hot inside of her thigh ..........
..... long police report as she panicked and bumped into four parked cars.
Bummer. ---
Not hospitalized .....but .....
To get the kids interested in geometry?
Background check and 10-day waiting period now required for pizza. A 1-pizza per month limit is being discussed.
“Pizza Safety” is a serious issue. Trump is not doing enough to curb pizza violence. We need to ban assault pizza’s outright. There is no reason anybody needs high pepperoni capacity on their pizza. Pizza should be limited to no more than 10 pieces for toppings.
All we are saying...Is 'Give Pizza a chance!'
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