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Four Husbands
email from a friend | 8/10/2018 | unknown

Posted on 08/10/2018 10:34:00 AM PDT by sodpoodle

Subject: 4 Husbands 4 Husbands

The local news station was interviewing an

80-year-old lady because she had just gotten

married for the fourth time. The interviewer

asked her questions about her life, about

what it felt like to be marrying again at 80,

and then about her new husband's occupation.

"He's a funeral director," she answered.

"Interesting," the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling

him a little about her first three husbands and

what they did for a living. She paused for a few

moments, needing time to reflect on all those

years. After a short time, a smile came to her

face and she answered proudly, explaining that

she had first married a banker when she was in

her 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her

40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now

- in her 80's - a funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished,

and asked why she had married four men with

such diverse careers.

(Wait for it)

She smiled and explained, "I married one for

the money, two for the show, three to get ready,

and four to go."


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Hobbies; Humor
KEYWORDS: chuckle
(Oh, just hush-up and send this one on to somebody

who needs a laugh.)

1 posted on 08/10/2018 10:34:00 AM PDT by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

Cute.


2 posted on 08/10/2018 10:36:15 AM PDT by Liz ( Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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To: sodpoodle

Gave me a smile. :o)


3 posted on 08/10/2018 10:51:34 AM PDT by boatbums (Not by works of righteousness which we have done but according to His mercy he saved us.)
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To: sodpoodle

I didn’t see that one coming.


4 posted on 08/10/2018 10:56:17 AM PDT by Zathras
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To: sodpoodle
This may be a rerun, but... Shades of Clint Eastwood
5 posted on 08/10/2018 10:57:27 AM PDT by upchuck (When I first arrived in Washington, the extent of anger and partisanship stunned me. ~ CongressmanX)
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To: sodpoodle

LOL...Very good...


6 posted on 08/10/2018 11:09:48 AM PDT by JBW1949 (I'm really PC....PATRIOTICALLY CORRECT!!!!)
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To: sodpoodle

LOL!

OMG, that is so stupid....

LOL


7 posted on 08/10/2018 11:11:45 AM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZGw2M)
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To: sodpoodle

Well done.


8 posted on 08/10/2018 11:28:42 AM PDT by Sergio (An object at rest cannot be stopped! - The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight)
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To: sodpoodle

I figured early on this was a joke, but I didn’t see that coming.

Years ago I knew a 55 year old woman who’d been married four times.

I told her I knew a guy (and I did) who’d been married four times.

She asked me, with some interest, how old he was. I told her he was 40.

She said “I want to marry one, not raise one.”

True story.


9 posted on 08/10/2018 11:53:33 AM PDT by Flash Bazbeaux
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To: sodpoodle

I guess her next husband will own a recycling center?


10 posted on 08/10/2018 1:10:32 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: sodpoodle

Ahhh, but don’t you...step on her blue suede shoes

You can do anything but lay off of those blue suede shoes.


11 posted on 08/10/2018 1:24:52 PM PDT by Eccl 10:2 (Prov 3:5 --- "Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding")
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To: sodpoodle

An old Foster Brooks joke.

I’ve been widowed 3 times.

My first wife died from eating poison mushrooms.

My second wife died from eating poison mushrooms.

My third wife died from a gunshot wound. She wouldn’t eat her mushrooms.


12 posted on 08/10/2018 1:54:26 PM PDT by Dutch Boy
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To: sodpoodle

Laughing.

That is so bad, hahaha.


13 posted on 08/10/2018 4:05:36 PM PDT by LucyT (It is President Trump, - not "Trump.")
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To: sodpoodle

A Ronald Reagan told joke...

A mature women walks into a wedding dress shop and asks for a white wedding dress.
The salesperson seems surprised she wants a white dress and asked if she has ever been married.
She answers 3 times but, she never had sex.
The first time was tragic. My husband and I agreed to wait till marriage. On the way to the honeymoon hotel he died.
The second was equally tragic. We agreed to wait until the wedding night, but while going to the hotel we had such a bad argument, that we annulled the marriage and never spoke again.
That’s terrible said the sales person, what about the 3rd?
Oh, he was a Democrat and just sat at the end of the bed and kept telling me how great it was going to be.


14 posted on 08/11/2018 8:06:39 AM PDT by stylin19a (Best.Election.Of.All-Times.Ever.In.The.History.Of.Ever)
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To: sodpoodle

The same young news reporter was sent to interview an elderly lady who was known by her friends for predicting the weather with great accuracy.

Being a bit of a smart alec, she thought she’d have some fun with the old gal.

Reporter - I understand you predict the weather every day. How do you do it, sore knee that aches or something?

Lady - Nope. I wake up before my husband. He’s the real weather man! I pull down the sheets and his bed clothes. If “it” is laying on his left, it will be a sunny day. If “it” (and she blushes a little by now) in on his right, we will have rain.

Reporter (now she is blushing) but asks with a wink “And what about if “IT” is in the middle?”

Lady - “Oh that’s simple dear. I get back into bed!


15 posted on 08/11/2018 8:50:57 AM PDT by llevrok (Vote while it's still legal.)
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