Jet Bound For LAX Makes Emergency Landing After Passenger Tries To Smoke Pot

cbs2la ^ | 05/30/2018

[Nifster]

Making on an air plane is not

[BobL]

Seems to me that they should have been CELEBRATING, instead, then.

[AppyPappy]

Alcohol doesn’t make the smoke detector go off.

[Nifster]

Not every one there is a pot head

[moovova]

“I’m old enough to remember when commercial airlines had an ashtray built into every seat on the plane...”

Gawd, you are old!

(Me too. It was unbearable to sit next to a smoker on a flight.)

[moovova]

The pilot comes on the intercom and sez...

“Ladies and gentlemen...just ignore that smoke alarm. We’re traveling at 350 knots and the wind should blow out any onboard fire.”

[Getready]

I believe pressured air in planrs is recirculated. So everyone in plane will get a whiff of pot including the pilot and crew. Second hand smoke y’all. Not to mention potential fire in a closed space. Perp was a dufus...endangered all of them. Could have been a test for circulating other toxic vapors in closed space....could that have happened in malaysia?

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

And the instant the NO SMOKING light went out, the cabin would fill up with smoke for about twenty minutes till all the smokers got their “hit”.

Meanwhile, the non-smokers would have to choke as the fresh air vent did not help one bit. And when you finally got off the plane everyone stank like cigarettes.
I remember one man constantly sneezing for almost 20 minutes because of the smoke.

The inflight meal came with two cigarettes.

[alexander_busek]

Alcohol doesn’t make the smoke detector go off.

The pilot didn't have to return to the airport merely because the smoke alarm was sounded.

If given the choice, I would rather be onboard an airplane with a "wasted" potsmoker than with a belligerent drunk.

Regards,

[alexander_busek]

Making on an air plane is not

You win the Most-Intelligible Post of the Day Award!

Regards,

[PLMerite]

"Jet Bound For LAX Makes Emergency Landing After Passenger Tries To Smoke Pot"

Need a light, m*****f*****?

[AppyPappy]

I’m pretty sure that any alarm sends you back.
I can’t believe a stoner can’t go that long without toking. He is incredibly addicted.

[NorthMountain]

Alcohol doesn’t make the smoke detector go off.

Hash Brownies don't either.

[AppyPappy]

Exactly. How addicted do you have to be that you think that lighting up in the loo will work?
If you need to get high that badly, bring along your friend: Eddie Bools.

[Cobra64]

Nervous Nellie. From the dawn of air travel, smoking in the passenger cabin where there is more combustible material than a stainless steel and plastic rest room. Good thing no one ever smoked in the military surrounded by fuel and ordnance. 👀

[Jimmy Valentine]

Why do you think they banned smoking?

[Cobra64]

Snowflakes don’t like cigarette smokers.