English man catches SUPER GONORRHOEA after a one-night stand with a woman in south east Asia, [tr]

UK Daily Mail ^ | March 28, 2018 | Stephen Matthews

[Fresh Wind]

[salmon76]

...it’s the same thing as regular gonorrhea except it has a cape

[elcid1970]

We called it “Superclap” & those who got it were banished to Con Son Island where they languish to this day.

;^)

[BuffaloJack]

We had a large poisonous snake that thought one of our combat boats was his. The boat was useless with the snake in it, so we ordered a mongoose through the navy supply system (who’d have thought you could even do this. It even had a federal part number.). It arrived a few weeks later, killed the snake in the first hour and they we didn’t know what to do with the mongoose after that. After about a week, we finally donated it to the Saigon Zoo.

[entropy12]

Has this low information sex addict heard of condoms?

[MrEdd]

https://youtu.be/ClVW09Y33S0

More to the point.

[CGASMIA68]

Maybe yours but it goes a lot farther back in time

[DEPcom]

During my time in the Military, I remember hearing stories about guys not being able to return from the PI to the USA because they had a incurable STD.

They would give you medal if you did not catch a STD while on your short tour there.

Good reason to be married and faithful....

[Midwesterner53]

If she gave it to him, how can he be the first recorded case?

[pepsi_junkie]

A coupe of times in my life someone has said they were going on vacation and I asked where. “Thailand!” I’d be like “Oh ... um .... errr ...” Just don’t know what to say to that.

[pepsi_junkie]

Sounds like that fellow was in no danger of spreading it to others, at least. Because ... ewww.

[Trillian]

Wow, that is so gross.

[Nuocmam]

Doesn’t this call for more than “Please Clap”? Perhaps “A Round of Applause” would be in order. After all, it is super!

[IronJack]

Clap hell. It’s a standing ovation.

[Trillian]

The disease lasts much longer than the “love”.

[Calvin Locke]

Amazing procurement system. Avoided potential major damage to the boat and/or personnel using the obvious methods to eradicate the reptile, too.

The snake was unexpected, and hard to plan for.

I used to listen to the BBC on SW, and I gave up on them when they sent reporters to all the sex "capitals" of the world during AIDS Awareness Week, World AIDS Day, or some such.

The Brit definitely should have known better, and planned accordingly, if he was dumb enough to dip into that behavior to begin with, in such a place.

[Jmouse007]

SUPER... Can he fly?

[Safetgiver]

What was the name of the island all the troops were told they would go to if we caught the Black Syph? I’ll never forget after that speech, one of the kids sitting on the bleachers with us started crying and blubbering he had jacked off last night and asked the corpsman/ doctor if he could get it from the air?

[rexthecat]

Lol! I remember the Black Syph island story but don't recall the name of it. We had an 18 year old kid in boot camp who was very naive. One night we asked him if he had his masturbation papers. He freaked out! “No! What should I do?” he asked. We told him to pound on the D.I.’s door and ask for the papers. I can still hear the roar from the duty sergeant.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Thunder Clap!