English man catches SUPER GONORRHOEA after a one-night stand with a woman in south east Asia, [tr]

UK Daily Mail ^ | March 28, 2018 | Stephen Matthews

[dforest]

Stay off da bus too. hah

[Buckeye McFrog]

Those fools who got Brand X disappeared.

To that mysterious Quarantine Island I keep hearing about?

[PGR88]

The man told doctors his gonorrhoea symptoms began a month after having sex with the woman on his travels

The question's gotta be asked - are you sure it was a woman, mate?

[IronJack]

Also known as the Bill Clnton strain of Clap.

[Calvin Locke]

Night?

A brief visit could yield the same after-effect.

I wonder if he regretted saying "Phuket"?

[DesertRhino]

Lovely, got the andromeda strain on your willie did ya?

[DCBryan1]

One night in Bangkok

...that and the ride in a Tuk Tuk

[G Larry]

Funny that Herpes seemed to have got its start in SE Asia during Nam.

First noted as “incurable VD”, among GIs.

[43north]

I was just starting my medical career in the mid-1970’s when I encountered a patient with the then-new PPNG (penicillinase-producing neisseria gonorhhea) that was resistant to all known antibiotics at the time. He had contracted it from a bar girl in the Phillipines. This guy was wearing a condom to keep the discharge from soaking through his pants. That was NASTY!

He could have saved himself a lot of trouble by wearing that condom during the encounter!

[bobby.223]

If he had just buzzed off in his hand and threw it at her he wouldn’t have had this problem.

[Bonemaker]

“Health officials have issued a warning over a new strain of super gonorrhoea that is resistant to two crucial antibiotics - including a last-ditch resort.”

Probably synthesized by the pussy hats here and undergoing clinical trials in SEA. Just another weapon against men.

[dfwgator]

Well it’s certainly not the Steve Howe version of “Clap”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNUedapF-bo

[BwanaNdege]

There are reports that it can be cured by full cauterization...

[bk1000]

Gives a new meaning to “me love you long time”.

[Calvin Locke]

And the R&R in Thailand helped to spread it, I take it?

Have a relative that was an airman in Thailand at the time. He tried to pet a mongoose, and had to get prophylactic rabies shots because it bit him.

[Mat_Helm]

He went to a Chinese doctor for advice. The doctors reply after a slight chuckle was:

”Ha no need for surgery, in one week wang just fall off!”

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

“One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble...”

[dfwgator]

To change the mood a little
I’ve been posing down the pub
On seeing my reflection
I’m looking slightly rough
I fancy this, I fancy that
I want to be so flash
I give a little muscle
And I spend a little cash
But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
And by the time I’m sober
I’ve forgotten what I’ve had
And everybody tells me that it’s cool to be a cat
Cool for cats

[SpinnerWebb]

Not much between despair and ecstasy

[The_Media_never_lie]

One night in Bangkok that is all it takes.

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OTOH, if you don't Bangkok, you will not catch it.