Kamala Harris Is Dreaming Big (All Hail the Next president Camacho)

Vogue ^ | 3-19-18 | ABBY AGUIRRE

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“You guys are living in a pivotal moment in the history of our country, and you’re witnessing something we’ve never seen before.” The group nods solemnly. Harris says she’s resolved to leave anger behind. “At the end of the year, I thought back to 2017, and I was like, ‘Bye, Felisha.’ ” The Friday reference draws big laughs. “This year, I’m just gonna be a joyful warrior.”

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Our next president with her mom. I couldn't read the entire sycophantic article, and I don't expect you to either, so I've picked out some nauseating quotes:

“At the end of the year, I thought back to 2017, and I was like, ‘Bye, Felisha.’ ” The Friday reference draws big laughs. “This year, I’m just gonna be a joyful warrior.”

I don't know what this means, I've never watched "Shaft." I'm reminded of the Island of Dr. Moreau-I feel like I'm in the mansion, and Kamala Harris-Wahington-Williamson is touching the wires outside to make sure the electric fence is off.

"President Obama apologized for saying Harris was not only “brilliant,” “dedicated,” and “tough,” but that she “also happens to be, by far, the best-looking attorney general in the country.”

She's not going to need toilet paper with these reporters around, they'll just lap it up.

"A robust body of research has established that immigrants are less likely than native-born citizens to commit crimes, including violent ones. As the state’s former top cop, Harris knows this better than anyone."

Just a few decades ago, Mexican Aztecas were cutting people's hearts out to make the sun go up and down.

"These DACA kids don’t know what tomorrow will bring, except that it will require them to leave the only place they’ve ever known to go somewhere they have no recollection of ever being.”

Hell, -I- don't know what tomorrow will bring. Better them than me leaving. I hear Austria and Finland are nice. Iceland is very cold. I can bring a jacket.

One day, they were sitting on the campus yard with other students. “Parliament-Funkadelic came on. All of a sudden she jumps up and just starts dancing,” Lockett says. “Nothing we had to say mattered. It was just like: ‘I’m sorry, Parliament’s on. Why are we talking?’ ”

That's what I want in a president.

Harris has known Boyle, a revered figure in L.A., since her D.A. days, and Homeboy Industries later became a primary partner in her effort to bring Back on Track to other cities. Today she is here to meet with a group of Dreamers and to be photographed for this profile. Among the people milling around are Harris’s campaign manager, Juan Rodriguez.."

Juan Rodriguez, Back on Track, Homeboy Industries, Dreamers- definitely president material

Someone puts on music—a Spotify list Harris released last summer that begins with A Tribe Called Quest’s 1991 classic “Check the Rhime.” When it becomes clear that some of the younger Dreamers don’t know who A Tribe Called Quest is, Harris delivers an impromptu treatise—then another one on Biggie Smalls.

Welp, that's all I can stands, I can't stands no more. You get the idea. Estonia-- I forgot about Estonia. Isn't that where President Trump's wife is from? I saw a video on that the other night. It looks nice too. Warmer than Iceland.

[JudgemAll]

Holy smokes. Here comes a new installment of Alinsky barely veiled rabid warmongering psycho babble

Hang on to your seats, Hope and Change terrorism comes back.

[bitt]

((not eligible ))ping....

[goldendelicious]

Slovenia-- that's where Mrs. Trump is from. I had to look it up. It looks nice.

[Cowboy Bob]

Not qualified to be President.

Next question?

[wheresmyusa]

Do i get extra big-ass fries to go with that?

~W

[Reno89519]

Among several problems, she is NOT a natural born citizen.

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

Yah, she’s a joyful warrior like I am Chuck Norris.

[goldendelicious]

Austria-- amazing

[Rummyfan]

Estonia-- I forgot about Estonia. Isn't that where President Trump's wife is from? I saw a video on that the other night. It looks nice too. Warmer than Iceland.

I think Estonia is colder. And Melania is from Slovenia. Which is definitely colder than Iceland!

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Yeah, I think of liberal socialists and the first thing that comes to mind is, "Joyful."

[DesertRhino]

Obama...now in an unlikable female form.

[DesertRhino]

“As the state’s former top cop, Harris knows this better than anyone.””

A lawyer isn’t a cop. But they love to call themselves that.

[goldendelicious]

Her first day in office, CNN could have a live feed of her ordering an army of gay sex robots to break down Trump's Wall prototypes in the desert. They're robots-- they're stronger than us.

[Ciaphas Cain]

“You guys are living in a pivotal moment in the history of our country, and you’re witnessing something we’ve never seen before.”

They have said this so many times that it's lost all meaning.

Can't they come up with some new material?

[SpaceBar]

Harris has been a fixture of Bay Area politics for a few decades now, rising on the coattails of one Willie Brown. She’s kinda sorta photogenic, and the media loves that, but once she opens her mouth it’s clear she’s dumb as a stump, and can’t hide her rough racist edges like Barry learned to do like a chameleon. She’d only appeal to devoted liberals in a national race.

[pepsionice]

Her demeanor (while Senator) has been this aggressive district attorney-act (you can see the various angles on Youtube). That type of attitude and aggressiveness won’t sell well in moderate states. The attempt to say that she’s ‘black’ (like Barak) won’t work....she’s Tamil and Jamaican. Best outcome in 2020? Of the 20 states that Hillary won....Harris might be able to win 18 of those states. Virtually guaranteed to lose.

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I remember when I was a kid, and MTV boasted that they showed the first televised gay kiss, like they really accomplished something. Conservatives want to go to Mars, and liberals think Kamala Jackson Washington Johnson is a feat.

[StAnDeliver]

• No scenario where Slow Joe can clear cut the primary field in 2020
• Advisors instead will encourage scenario where Karamela runs 2nd to Joe in just enough progressive states to finish 3rd or 4th
• Slow Joe then magnanimously nominatess her to his VP, the first black female major party VP
• Together, they lose to Trump-Pence by about 65 EV

This scenario only works if Old Joe can avoid calling her a ratchet or some such on the stump.

[goldendelicious]

You know, that's sound reasoning, but, every day that goes by with no wall, and no deportations and the anchor "babies" get closer and closer to voting. Soon, very soon, it's just going to be about the numbers. The womb is mightier than the pen and sword put together. Switzerland- I forgot about Switzerland. Also looks nice. Very clean.