Posted on 01/31/2018 5:45:54 PM PST by Impy
The big game is nigh upon us, are you excited Belly Button Chick? You look excited.
"I'm just cold cause you won't let me put on a sweater. Hey, do you hear that? I think someone is at the door. Oh dear, it's an anrgy mob."
Hey there, folks. Careful with those torches please. What can I do for you?
"We're boycotting the Super Bowl and we're gonna bring our dogs to go #2 on your lawn unless you boycott it too."
That's not very neighborly!
"Oh, we don't live anywhere around here. Speaking of which, do you know what airline is best for pets?"
I couldn't tell you, that sounds like a huge pain in the butt. Too bad this isn't San Francisco or else you could just go on my lawn yourselves. Can't you just live and let live?
"No, you need to understand how virtuous we are and how much you stink!"
"What about the active duty troops who will be watching on bases across the country and overseas? Are you gonna befoul their lawns too or do you they get special dispensation to watch without being treated like Al Qaeda?
"That question makes us uncomfortable. RABBLE, RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE."
Well, at least I won't need to buy any fertilizer. Anyhow, you guys won't believe it but I did it, I got him to agree to an interview. Ladies and gentleman, Patriots Coach Bill Belichick is in the house! Bill, thanks for stopping by!
"You are to refer to Coach Belichick as 'My Lord', also he requires a Fresca®."
"Um, I have ginger ale, I hope that's okay. Anyway thank you for stopping by, my lord. Another great comeback to get you guys into the Super Bowl. How goes it?
"All has transpired as I have forseen, soon these NFC rebels will be no more. And yes, Ginger Ale will serve but I find your lack of Fresca® disturbing."
Is Tom's hand okay?
"The injury to my young apprentice was of no consequence when he revenged himself upon our old foe Tom Coughlin and his overgrown house cats, and it's of no consequence now. Brett Favre's old backup and his fine feathered friends will soon learn the power of the dark side."
So, are you saying the secret to your success is the dark side of the force?
"No! It's hard work and perseverance, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha."
"Yarr Imp, I'm dangerously close to being sober right now, I need you to run down to the liquor store and fetch me some more Crème de Noyaux."
"Dilly Dilly!"
"Yaaar, didn't Omar Epps kill you a couple weeks ago?"
"I kicked him out of hell. So annoying! Now he gets to live forever along with the 'Can you hear me now' guy."
"Now he's promoting SATAN! Rabble! Rabble rabble rabble rabble!"
"Good for you Lucifer, good for you. Anyway Imp, get a move on."
Sure thing, Commisioner. Alexa, ask Uconnect to start my Jeep Cherokee™.
What? Since when do I need to pay you?
Alexa....are you Skynet?
More like your first pic, please.
You put the Falcon’s symbol up there, not the Eagle’s.
Yes this should be XLII, Eagles-Patriots
Oh crud I put last year's thing up there eh? Well, a bird is bird. ;D
HAH!!!
And spent a great del of time getting it wrong!!!
Patriots and 6 pts please
Oooooops!
Patriots and 6 pts please
Letting BBC get cold is - uncivilized. I can help, honest!
;p
I’ll give you an A- for effort, but a C+ for your HTML formatting.
. . . . and the players had to paint their own headgear or pay the Equipment Managers to do it nice.
What are you, some sort of Ornithologist?
Haven’t we seen enough photos of the Democrats today?
Isn’t the whole point of a “live” thread to be commenting while the big event is happening?
In this case, that’s still four days from now.
So this is a bit premature, no? Why don’t you wait until Sunday to start a “live” thread?
Patriots by 12
atc23 wrote:
Bet against Brady in another SB? -
Patriots and 6 pts please
Don’t underestimate the Eagles, and for what it’s worth - EVERY dynasty will eventually come to an end...
I’m betting against the Pats.
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