That "Activity" tab has been the backup wakey, wakey kitty klaxon alarm onboard the UTS ASTRAL ASSSYLUM for going on 10 years now.
Knowing about half of you down there are kitty lovers, we would appreciate it if the other half of you Yahoos would stop pushing the damned "Activity " tab. My entire crew up here have been awake for the last 3 days since Fzob decided to post this little "What does this doo-hickey do" thread. Last nights crew were trying to nap on watch and just about obliterated North Korea and about a quarter of southern China when someone's catnip got spilled into the control panel.
All you's that have been continually pushing this button for the last 3 days expecting a different result than you or your FRiends got the last 100 times you pushed it, will soon be visited by one or more of the Karma-cats (the elite tactical squad of VK). You can try to expect it if you like, but you know it wont do any good.
Eagles Up to Jim, Fred Thompson, and all you old timers for blasting the liberals at every turn. Know that the multi-megaton payload of the Astral Assylum stands ready for deployment should our great Republic approach the precipice of the abyss as it did in the last few years. Our mission remains. We are all grateful and humbled that you chose us for this very critical defensive position. We will guard it with 8 of our 9 lives.
