Invention Targets ‘Porch Pirates’ to Keep Them From Swiping Holiday Packages

KFOR ^ | DECEMBER 23, 2017

[conservative98]

I don’t get it. It sounded very weak.

[conservative98]

On second thought, it sounds better in the actual video.

[conservative98]

https://youtu.be/mOBDFxdwo7I?t=35s

smh

[Vendome]

“Tacoma”

“Toc-oma”...

One toc over the line

[KTM rider]

since email order is here to stay, it seems every house should have a locking drop box.

if I had the means and methods I would develop and market them and make a killing.

[EQAndyBuzz]

Apply the 3S rule.

Shoot, shovel and shut up.

[stylin19a]

why tell anyone ?

[Eagles6]

Remember the Trunk Monkey?

[I-ambush]

Sweet Jesus!

[databoss]

Send yourself poop.

[Tammy8]

At my house rocks through the windows at 2am will get bullets returned. Come to think of it, that would happen at most places around here. No one steals packages here to begin with though.

[anton]

So, he scared a person for a moment who was trying to steal a fake package. Big nothingburger.

He didn’t catch any one, no one got prosecuted, no package was saved. Theives learned that fake shotgun noises don’t hurt them.

I’d say he accomplish exactly the opposite of what he intended.

[TigersEye]

That certainly explains the misspelling.

[TigersEye]

One toc over the line

That sounds like CNN alright. lol

[Vendome]

Wuz looking for something else and ran across this. Christmas is for sharing:

[Covenantor]

Here’s the video of the guy’s device in action.

https://youtu.be/LPH-yqrrrI4

Watch the porch pirates stumble and fall after the charge goes off. LOL! And they are not the usual suspects.

Thanks for the wake gif, mmmmmm.

[Erik Latranyi]

since email order is here to stay, it seems every house should have a locking drop box.

First problem is that they would have to be large, hence not very attractive.

Second, liberals (the people who steal packages) would drop incendiary devices into your lock box, burning up everything or burning up your house.

[BobL]

Tell her uncle toll roads still suck.

[Axenolith]

Bag-O-Starving Rats

[wally_bert]

Probably not too hard to make a homemade version.