Posted on 12/13/2017 11:16:19 AM PST by sodpoodle
WHAT AISLE IS THE POLISH SAUSAGE IN?
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these days .....
A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"
The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Ace Hardware."
My Ace Hardware actually sells their own brand of Polish Pickles! LOL! :-)
And They are excellent.
A polish guy walks into a bar, holding a big pile of sh** in his hands
He exclaims: “Look what I nearly stepped in!”
One of my favorites (and yes, I’m of Polish heritage)
My favorite “Polish” Joke:
A Polish soldier comes across a German Soldier and a Russian Soldier, which does he shoot first? The German, of course, Business Before Pleasure.
How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb ?
A bunch...one to hold the light bulb, the rest to turn the ladder...
Yes indeed they do sell drinks, candy, breath mints. cough drops and snacks. A 7:11 for DIY’s.
LOL.
Doing it Yourself is hungry, thirsty work!
How did the Nazis conquer Poland so quickly?
They marched in backwards and told them they were leaving.
How many Poles does it take to keep one million moslems from entering Poland?
Just one.
How many Kennedy’s does it take to change a light bulb?
5!
1 to hold the light bulb and the other 4 to start drinking until the room starts spinning!
Our local hardware store is a hardware/greenhouse/bait shop/coffee house/grocery store. I believe they do carry Polish sausages :-).
Being somewhat Polish myself — actually all four grandparents born in the old country — I thought these Polish jokes had run their course during the late 1970s.
This one, however, I like.
That’s a good one!
Aleksandra walks up to the Krakow Ace hardware service desk and slams a ... ladies battery powered intimate relaxation massager down on the counter.
“It does not work!” she exclaimed.
“How is it never working?” asks the clerk.
“I use for 45 minutes last night!
All I get are chipped teeth.”
laugh ping
Ha! Good one:)
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