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The Humor of Steven Wright
email from a friend and internet ^ | 12/01/2017 | Steven Wright

Posted on 12/01/2017 6:23:32 AM PST by sodpoodle

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To: sodpoodle

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast ... The mime next door went crazy.


81 posted on 12/01/2017 3:11:05 PM PST by Drumbo ("Democracy can withstand anything except democrats." - Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: sodpoodle
What do you do for a living?

Oh, nothing

How do you know when you're done?
82 posted on 12/01/2017 3:31:24 PM PST by bruin66 (Time: Nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.)
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To: Huskrrrr

I think I remember him going on about that one. The map had great detail. However, he couldn’t fit it in the glove compartment. Had to pull a trailer for it. Unfolding wasn’t bad. Folding it back up was terrible.


83 posted on 12/01/2017 3:36:52 PM PST by jim_trent
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To: sodpoodle

I want to get a tattoo of my self, but only taller.


84 posted on 12/01/2017 3:50:51 PM PST by bar sin·is·ter (Climate Scientology - another example of science fiction morphing into a religious cult)
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To: sodpoodle

a cop stopped me and asked if I knew the speed limit was 70 MPH? I said , I wasn’t going to be out that long


85 posted on 12/01/2017 6:12:29 PM PST by Figment
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To: Red Badger

I put instant coffee in the microwave and almost went back in time.


86 posted on 03/19/2023 6:51:47 PM PDT by SamAdams76 (4,942,927 Truth | 87,539,833 Twitter)
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