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Is Kris Kristofferson's wedding-planning dog drama already the worst movie of 2018?
The Guardian ^ | 11/22/17 | Stuart Heritage

Posted on 11/22/2017 12:45:36 PM PST by Simon Green

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To: Calvin Locke

A guy is driving around the back woods and he sees a sign in front of some rough looking sheds: “Talking Dog For Sale.”
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking bulldog tied to a tree, snoozing.
He takes the plunge. “You really talk?” he asks.
The dog rouses. “Yep,” the dog replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says “So, what’s your story?”
The dog looks up and says, “Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
“I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.
“I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.”
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
“Ten dollars,” the guy says.
“Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap??”
“Because he’s a damn liar. He never did any of that crap.”

We should just number these jokes, like the one about the prison inmates shouting out numbers in the cafeteria.


21 posted on 11/22/2017 6:05:06 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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22 posted on 11/22/2017 6:07:42 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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To: mairdie
It's not exactly a "pet movie," but if you like dogs in movies, you MUST see "Corporal Levaey" with Kate Mara. Story about a Marine enlistee who's a screw up, and given dog kennel cleaning duty as a punishment. She eventually becomes a dog handler. Awesome movie.

Mark

23 posted on 11/22/2017 8:21:30 PM PST by MarkL (Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
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To: MarkL

I’ve had some wonderful luck with FR recommendations, so I just ordered it from Amazon. Thank you. Looking forward.


24 posted on 11/22/2017 8:31:41 PM PST by mairdie
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