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Thanksgiving kitchen nightmares! From burnt turkeys to disastrous desserts
Daily Mail ^ | 22 November 2017 | Charlie Moore

Posted on 11/22/2017 9:32:25 AM PST by mairdie

Thanksgiving is the time for family and friends to sit around a table and enjoy some really good food.

But everything doesn't always go plan, as these photos show.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Food
KEYWORDS: food; thanksgiving; turkey
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1 posted on 11/22/2017 9:32:25 AM PST by mairdie
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To: mairdie

It looks like my very first turkey.


2 posted on 11/22/2017 9:34:48 AM PST by Mariner (War Criminal #18)
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To: mairdie

It’s called alcohol.


3 posted on 11/22/2017 9:36:44 AM PST by subterfuge (RIP T.P.)
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To: mairdie
The secret to successfully roasting meat:


4 posted on 11/22/2017 9:38:01 AM PST by Jeff Chandler (Headline: Muslims Fear Backlash from Tomorrow's Terror Attack - Mark Steyn)
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There’s also the Adele Davis slow meat cooking approach where you cook the meat at the temperature you want it to finish at.


5 posted on 11/22/2017 9:39:56 AM PST by mairdie
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The turkey ain’t done til the fire department shows up!


6 posted on 11/22/2017 9:40:04 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: mairdie

Worst food disaster I ever had was weapons-grade cookies, BUT a female relative-years ago- cooked her first turkey WITHOUT removing the bag with neck and giblets.She didn’t even know there was one. Then she PACKED the bird with bread stuffing. All looked ok until we heard a ‘BOOF’ and opened the oven to see a bony carcass with ALL turkey meat and stuffing stuck to the oven walls. That thing exploded like there was C4 in it. Hysterical.


7 posted on 11/22/2017 9:41:50 AM PST by ClearBlueSky (ISLAM is the problem. ISLAM is the enemy of civilization.)
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To: mairdie
There’s also the Adele Davis slow meat cooking approach where you cook the meat at the temperature you want it to finish at.

That would be fine with dark meat, which is fattier and has a lot of connective tissue which needs to dissolve, but white meat is generally juicier when cooked at a higher temperature.

Also, it is important heat poultry quick enough to get it past the lower, more dangerous temperatures.

Cooking low and slow normally entails cooking temps around 225-250F, way beyond the target temps: white meat:165F dark meat:175F.

8 posted on 11/22/2017 9:47:24 AM PST by Jeff Chandler (Headline: Muslims Fear Backlash from Tomorrow's Terror Attack - Mark Steyn)
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9 posted on 11/22/2017 9:48:53 AM PST by Jeff Chandler (Headline: Muslims Fear Backlash from Tomorrow's Terror Attack - Mark Steyn)
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To: ClearBlueSky
Once I volunteered to make cookies. Somehow quadrupled the butter. I thought it was strange that the recipe seemed to call for way more butter than every other ingredient combined, but hey, what do I know? End result was not very appealing.

I've since been retired from anything more intricate than potato peeling at family gatherings.

10 posted on 11/22/2017 9:53:05 AM PST by Wyrd bið ful aræd (Flag burners can go screw -- I'm mighty PROUD of that ragged old flag)
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To: Jeff Chandler

The technique requires one hour at 350 degrees to kill off anything bad, then 1 hr per pound, as I remember at the final temp - maybe 170. The technique was most impressive on rare roast beef. The outside was black and the inside was a perfect, completely uniform 130 or 140. No gradation of more done meat near the outside. Just a perfect roast.


11 posted on 11/22/2017 10:02:29 AM PST by mairdie
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Embarrassing to remember when my TV dinner showed up on the front page of the college newspaper with a picture of the fire department. My boyfriend and I never noticed it burning.


12 posted on 11/22/2017 10:04:02 AM PST by mairdie
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To: mairdie

A way to have a jucier turkey is to put about a stick or two of butter in the EMPTY cavity and turn bird upside down. Not the prettiest bird, but tasty.


13 posted on 11/22/2017 10:05:14 AM PST by bigredkitty1 (Stupidity kills. Just not often enough.)
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To: ClearBlueSky

GREAT story! I remember my grandmother, not a great cook, coming out of the kitchen after having baked a layer cake. She had a layer in her hand and was bending it back and forth as if it was rubber. And laughing her head off.


14 posted on 11/22/2017 10:06:11 AM PST by mairdie
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To: bigredkitty1

Fascinating! Never heard of that approach but I LOVE butter.


15 posted on 11/22/2017 10:07:26 AM PST by mairdie
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To: mairdie

You never noticed it burning?

What were you doing?

Oh.

(Blush)

Never mind.


16 posted on 11/22/2017 10:09:34 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: mairdie

I cooked a ham once. Had to cut it with a saw.


17 posted on 11/22/2017 10:12:51 AM PST by aomagrat (Gun owners who vote for democrats are too stupid to own guns.)
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To: mairdie
Beef has pathogens on the exterior. That's why you can sear a steak and safely eat it practically raw. That's also why rare ground beef is dangerous.

Chicken and turkey have salmonella in the meat and should be cooked at higher temperatures.

What you described is similar to braising after browning the roast. I've also seen it done in reverse: the oven set at 170F and roast to within 10 degrees of desired temp, then crank it to 500 degrees to sear the exterior.

BTW, in your original post you stated the oven temp was set to the desired meat temp. Rare beef is around 135F.

18 posted on 11/22/2017 10:13:50 AM PST by Jeff Chandler (Headline: Muslims Fear Backlash from Tomorrow's Terror Attack - Mark Steyn)
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I have a mental image that I’m enjoying tremendously.


19 posted on 11/22/2017 10:14:53 AM PST by mairdie
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If the weather is inclement, just move your turkey fryer inside like William Shatner did. What could possibly go wrong?

20 posted on 11/22/2017 10:19:30 AM PST by Billthedrill
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