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Ivanka Trump’s Suggestion For A Thanksgiving Table Decoration Is Driving Liberals Mad
Uproxx ^ | 11.18.17 | Andrew Husband

Posted on 11/19/2017 7:16:40 AM PST by drewh

Despite all the thought and interior design ingenuity that evidently went into the Thanksgiving table decoration, however, Twitter can be a fickle place to share such things — especially when they’re shared by Ivanka Trump’s personal brand. Hence why, amid the dizzying array of sexual assault and harassment stories in the current news cycle, social media finally latched onto what stand-up comedian Patton Oswalt dubbed the “Blair Witch’s toilet” and ran with it. Which, considering precisely what Ivanka Trump HQ is evidently telling its followers to put on their dinner tables this Thanksgiving, just might be a sign of madness.

Then again, considering the number of H.P. Lovecraft references the odd centerpiece inspired, maybe that’s where we’re truly headed.

What is that? Seriously, what does that giant clam stuffed with fake artsy pumpkins and forest floor refuse look like to you? If “something to decorate the Thanksgiving dinner table” crossed your mind, then you might be an employee at Ivanka Trump HQ, the eldest Trump daughter‘s designer brand. On Thursday evening, the company’s official Twitter account posted the above photo with the caption, “Have no idea how to decorate your Thanksgiving table? Problem solved.” A linked blog post details the pictured centerpiece, which is most assuredly “beyond the conventional cornucopia.”

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Society; The Guild
KEYWORDS: ivanka; thanksgiving; trumpfamily
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1 posted on 11/19/2017 7:16:40 AM PST by drewh
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To: drewh

So what? Looks alright to me.

Do these people have nothing better to do?


2 posted on 11/19/2017 7:18:44 AM PST by dforest
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To: dforest

for the next 7 years the msm will nit pick everything.


3 posted on 11/19/2017 7:20:23 AM PST by drewh
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To: dforest

I think it is nice. I would highlight it with some orange.


4 posted on 11/19/2017 7:20:49 AM PST by BRL
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To: drewh

The shell is gorgeous and I like the little white pumpkins and pine cones. It’s interesting.


5 posted on 11/19/2017 7:21:20 AM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: dforest

Agree. It’s a contemporary cornucopia. What do they expect a billionaire to use as a centerpiece - a basket from the DOLLAR STORE?


6 posted on 11/19/2017 7:21:45 AM PST by stars & stripes forever (Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord. Psalm 33:12)
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To: drewh

Ah yes...the Robinson Caruso centerpiece.


7 posted on 11/19/2017 7:21:50 AM PST by 4yearlurker (We live in deeds, not years, in thoughts, not breaths.)
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To: drewh
Anyone remember when Hillary decorated the White House Christmas tree with condoms and sex toys? The butt kissing press had nothing bad to say about it...
8 posted on 11/19/2017 7:23:28 AM PST by GOPJ (https://www.reddit.com/r/StumpSheet/comments/6ec3z1/fake_hate_crimes_official/)
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To: dforest
even thanksgiving is political for the libs, politics is their religion!


9 posted on 11/19/2017 7:23:52 AM PST by drewh
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To: stars & stripes forever

You mean like I do? LOL Looks okay too.
The large Hungry Man Turkey dinners look good with it.

Main thing, is the food good?


10 posted on 11/19/2017 7:24:16 AM PST by dforest
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To: drewh

Not my taste...but hey to each their own.


11 posted on 11/19/2017 7:24:37 AM PST by Ouderkirk (Life is about ass, you're either covering, hauling, laughing, kicking, kissing, or behaving like one)
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To: drewh

I find it attractive though personally I would have made it more colorful.


12 posted on 11/19/2017 7:24:48 AM PST by apocalypto
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To: drewh

Say that the Mooch designed it and they would fall all over themselves complimenting her.


13 posted on 11/19/2017 7:25:00 AM PST by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: drewh

I see a big brown pumpkin in there too.


14 posted on 11/19/2017 7:25:55 AM PST by dforest
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To: drewh

Way too big!


15 posted on 11/19/2017 7:26:26 AM PST by MomwithHope (Law and Order and that includes Natural.)
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To: dforest

you are correct, right in the corner!


16 posted on 11/19/2017 7:27:15 AM PST by drewh
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To: drewh
Nice enough .... but no room for the food.

;-)

17 posted on 11/19/2017 7:27:43 AM PST by a little elbow grease (...... bless all who understand and aid the pain of struggling animals)
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To: drewh

it’s too busy. too many little things thrown together, but i do like the shell and the idea of no orange for a change


18 posted on 11/19/2017 7:28:15 AM PST by b4me (God Bless the USA)
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To: drewh
Houston Harker must be vision impaired....I see a big brown pumpkin.

Oh Noes...its behind the white pumpkin....that's Racissssst.

19 posted on 11/19/2017 7:28:41 AM PST by spokeshave (The Fake Media tried to stop us from going to the White House, I am President and they are not. DJT)
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To: BRL

We have lots of bittersweet.


20 posted on 11/19/2017 7:28:47 AM PST by Mercat
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