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Suspect Robs Chicago Hot Dog Stand, Accidentally Shoots Self in Penis
Breitbart ^ | 11/3/2017 | AWR HAWKINS

Posted on 11/04/2017 6:46:37 PM PDT by Beave Meister

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Glock


21 posted on 11/04/2017 7:33:55 PM PDT by Cobra64 (Common sense isn't common any more.)
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Glock


22 posted on 11/04/2017 7:36:55 PM PDT by Cobra64 (Common sense isn't common any more.)
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That'll teach you to running off half-cocked!
23 posted on 11/04/2017 7:37:21 PM PDT by Viking2002 ("If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck." - John Steinbeck)
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To: Beave Meister

His gun shot his “gun”?


24 posted on 11/04/2017 7:42:56 PM PDT by RedMonqey (` Res Ipsa Loquitor (The thing speaks for itself))
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To: piasa

The next you people in Chicago eat at that hot dog stand, you’d better check the roll to see if that is a real hot dog in it, or just somebody’s weiner with the initials TP on it.

Next time: Pouncy strikes again. Tries to rob Italian restaurant and accidentally shoots his balls off. “Customers - please check your meatballs and spaghetti for meatballs with hair on them. They are not ours.”


25 posted on 11/04/2017 7:50:29 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: Beave Meister

Yeow Hot Dog! Hot Dog!


26 posted on 11/04/2017 7:53:13 PM PDT by Davy Crocket
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To: Clarancebeaks
Too bad he wasn’t using a sawed off shotgun.

Better yet a hand grenade.

27 posted on 11/04/2017 7:54:57 PM PDT by Bullish (Whatever it takes to MAGA)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

LOL!


28 posted on 11/04/2017 7:59:09 PM PDT by Flick Lives (The FBI is a taxpayer funded Mafia organization)
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To: Beave Meister

Terrion “Half Cocked” Pouncy


29 posted on 11/04/2017 8:01:35 PM PDT by Flick Lives (The FBI is a taxpayer funded Mafia organization)
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To: samadams2000
" Poor Terrion. His first brush with the law.

Poor Terrion. His brush with the law of physics & Chemical reactions.

30 posted on 11/04/2017 8:04:02 PM PDT by crazy scenario ( We can't take you anywhere!)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

hey vlad, that was good....


31 posted on 11/04/2017 8:08:51 PM PDT by beebuster2000
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Lolol.......if bammy had a son.....


32 posted on 11/04/2017 8:09:16 PM PDT by TnTnTn
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To: Beave Meister
Who sells hot dogs at 0600?

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

33 posted on 11/04/2017 8:11:36 PM PDT by Osage Orange (Watch your six.)
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To: Beave Meister

Man Steals New Weiner; Shoots Own Weiner


34 posted on 11/04/2017 8:12:16 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: Yaelle

I guess he’ll be going off “half cocked” from now on.


35 posted on 11/04/2017 8:13:48 PM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: Beave Meister

He should ask to get a piccolo player for a cellmate. That guy could at least teach him how to finger it so he doesn’t pee in his face...


36 posted on 11/04/2017 8:14:31 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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37 posted on 11/04/2017 8:45:50 PM PDT by Trillian
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To: Beave Meister

Guess there won’t be any future Pouncy bouncy weiners.


38 posted on 11/04/2017 9:24:24 PM PDT by taxesareforever (Islam is an ideology. It is NOT a religion.)
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To: Beave Meister

Happiness is not a warm gun, after all.


39 posted on 11/04/2017 9:34:25 PM PDT by matt1234 (Jan. 20, 2017: the national nightmare ended.)
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To: Beave Meister

This is why the phrase “dickless wonder” was invented.


40 posted on 11/04/2017 10:21:21 PM PDT by Enchante (Bill, Anthony, Harvey .... how does lesbo Hillary manage to surround herself with male predators???)
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