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‘Got Toddlered’: Parents are sharing before and after kids photos
KDVR.com ^ | 10/29/2017 | staff

Posted on 10/30/2017 6:12:00 AM PDT by simpson96

NEW YORK — A viral Instagram account is showing just how much having kids changes your life with photos of “things children have ruined.”

Mike Julianelle started posting the before and after photos on the Instagram account on Oct. 12 and the page now has over 18,800 followers and has had submissions from parents around the world.

Julianelle kicked it off with his own side-by-side photo just ten years apart. He has a 7-year-old and an almost 2-year-old.

“I think they show the toll kids take on parents,” Julianelle told HuffPost.

“Obviously, it’s meant to be lighthearted, and no one is seriously blaming their children for the state of their faces or lives, except for me when I seriously blame my kids for the state of my face and my life, which is basically all I do on my blog and Facebook page and Twitter,” Julianelle joked.

Julianelle runs a blog called dadandburied.com and thought this page would make other parents laugh and realize they’re not alone in feeling overwhelmed.

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1 posted on 10/30/2017 6:12:00 AM PDT by simpson96
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To: simpson96

With children you lose a lot and you gain a lot. One thing you never get back is your youth.


2 posted on 10/30/2017 6:17:02 AM PDT by BlueStateRightist (Government is best which governs least.)
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To: simpson96

Now they just need some pictures from their parents.


3 posted on 10/30/2017 6:17:06 AM PDT by Howie66 ("Tone down the tagline please." - Admin Moderator)
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To: simpson96

Funny but yeah someday I guess they’ll put up an obelisk commemorating the once Real Americans.

presumably there will be a bunch of chimpanzees jumping around.

Or maybe Mexicans, Malians and some Mormons.


4 posted on 10/30/2017 6:17:46 AM PDT by gaijin (Basically Obama lawyers would blatantly make up some totally groundless allegation against a fat cas)
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To: gaijin

The move to discourage breeding in Western civilization is moving along nicely.


5 posted on 10/30/2017 6:20:57 AM PDT by bagster (The North remembers.)
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To: simpson96

I noticed that the sampling made some effort at ethnic equality but I would wager that a disproportionate number of the actual submissions are from white people.

and there is the rub:

for culture to survive it has to Value having kids.


6 posted on 10/30/2017 6:21:05 AM PDT by gaijin (Basically Obama lawyers would blatantly make up some totally groundless allegation against a fat cas)
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To: bagster

You are exactly correct.

it’s really amazing:

what we’re experiencing is slow motion, consensual genocide.

Cockroaches expected to win..??


7 posted on 10/30/2017 6:23:14 AM PDT by gaijin (Basically Obama lawyers would blatantly make up some totally groundless allegation against a fat cas)
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To: BlueStateRightist
So...the takeaway that I get from this is that after you have kids, you forget how to smile and comb your hair?

I love Wbill Jr. Having a kid is the second smartest thing that I've ever done (getting married was the first...) and it's certainly the MOST fun thing that I've ever done. If anything, I smile more, 'cause I'm happier.

Looking forward to Halloween this year. Wbill Jr. is dressing up as a "Zombie Mad Scientist", whatever that is. The neighborhood has a fun party, everyone gets together and has a good time.

And, I get to eat candy. :-)

8 posted on 10/30/2017 6:25:32 AM PDT by wbill
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To: gaijin
what we’re experiencing is slow motion, consensual genocide.

Yep. It's really quite puzzling. I have no theories on why this is happening. I shall ponder it.

9 posted on 10/30/2017 6:26:24 AM PDT by bagster (The North remembers.)
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To: simpson96

A big part of this, is the odd modern notion that you should be young, and beautiful and vibrant all your life. The fun should never end! Party! Party! Party!

Then people grow up (or at least grow older) and feel that they’ve been cheated – because their life no longer looks like a great TV show.

People have been sold a big lie for a long time. About a lot of things.


10 posted on 10/30/2017 6:27:29 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Benedict McCain is the worst traitor ever to wear the uniform of the US military.)
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To: simpson96

My kids got their good looks from me!
(My wife still has hers.)


11 posted on 10/30/2017 6:28:14 AM PDT by outofsalt ( If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything)
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To: gaijin
for culture to survive it has to Value having kids.

It has to value old people too.

12 posted on 10/30/2017 6:29:19 AM PDT by ladyjane
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To: simpson96

Toddlered?!?!

LOL!

Just wait till they are teenagered ;)


13 posted on 10/30/2017 6:30:34 AM PDT by Freedom56v2 (Freeper formerly known as bushwon ;))
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To: Freedom56v2
hahahahah. No kidding, Freedom56v2.

And Livinginthebasementwithoutajobtilltheyre29ed.

14 posted on 10/30/2017 6:32:24 AM PDT by bagster (The North remembers.)
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To: BlueStateRightist

Liberals want to stay teenagers forever...


15 posted on 10/30/2017 6:33:08 AM PDT by GOPJ (Fake hate crimes against traditional Americans: http://fakehatecrimes.org/)
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To: simpson96

On the left we have a glamor shot with lots of makeup from 10 years ago.

On the right we have photo of someone waking up with little sleep, with no makeup after 10 years.

Gee...which will win?


16 posted on 10/30/2017 6:33:17 AM PDT by 2banana (My common ground with terrorists - they want to die for islam and we want to kill them)
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To: gaijin
Cockroaches expected to win..?

Yep. Ever since the Carboniferous.

17 posted on 10/30/2017 6:33:59 AM PDT by null and void (The internet gave everyone a mouth. It gave no one a brain.)
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To: 2banana

Define win.

Would you rather be pretty or loved?


18 posted on 10/30/2017 6:34:57 AM PDT by null and void (The internet gave everyone a mouth. It gave no one a brain.)
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To: bagster

hahahahah. No kidding, Freedom56v2.

And Livinginthebasementwithoutajobtilltheyre29ed.


:)

Oh yeah!!


19 posted on 10/30/2017 6:35:21 AM PDT by Freedom56v2 (Freeper formerly known as bushwon ;))
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To: simpson96

Why that’s right kids! You can stay HOT forever! Never mind about the natural aging of what you looked like 10 years ago. It’s those pesky kids.

If only you didn’t have kids you could have maintained the hottest Instagram pictures. It wasn’t the natural aging process. No. It wasn’t the fact that you became lazy. No. It wasn’t that you took the very finest pictures of yourself and posted them on Instagram for all to swoon. No. It was the kids!!

Just more narcissism on display here. More, whoa is me. I have kids; life is so tough now.

And you wonder why this generation is filled with Bernie Bros. Who wouldn’t want the promise of free stuff and a no-cost life Bernie promises?


20 posted on 10/30/2017 6:35:58 AM PDT by Obadiah
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