Hotshot Wall Street Banker Says Jilted Lover Drove His Benz Into Pool

New York Post ^ | October 13, 2017 | Kevin Dugan

[nickcarraway]

A hotshot banker dumped his model girlfriend, and she got the ultimate revenge — by driving his precious Mercedes into the backyard pool, he said.

Modal Trigger Kristina Kuchma Russian-born model Kristina Kuchma was furious with Guy Gentile for breaking up with her during a dinner out near his Bahamas home, rather than fund her marketing business venture.

“Lier!” Kuchma, 24, texted Gentile in broken English on Saturday night after the dirty deed. “You told me you will help me to start a business! That were your words! Now you want to be an investor??? Well investor I have a surprise for you on a backyard, start with that investment idea first.”

[Hodar]

This is what you get with crazy and hot

[HonkyTonkMan]

Lier!

it makes sense in a russian-caribbean kinda of way.

[Dr.Deth]

Kristina Kuchma
Guy Gentile

Really?

[lee martell]

Her Victoria’s Secret body helps one forget about her unusually long neck.
The head almost looks Photoshopped on.

[x]

Is not true!

Car vas crashed by moose and sqvirrel.

[Fungi]

Photo shopped or not, not worth a dimes’ worth of effort. He deserved it.

[DaxtonBrown]

Not Guilty!
Cause I ain’t got a Benz. She can drive the Kia where she wants.

[AnotherUnixGeek]

What is going on with that neck though? Kind of hard to tell with the hair, but there’s a kind of giraffe thing going on there.

[Enchante]

Risky Business.... Harvey Weinstein thought he had a better system for procuring bimbos.... until that blew up on him, too.

[Vendome]

Giraffes are hot, you freaking racist.../s

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Vendome: Your comment gives a whole new meaning to the term “necking”.

Singing: “Long tall Sally, she aims to please ...””

[Kozy]

Maybe she is a furry.

[TChad]

[EliRoom8]

I can't tell if it is an S-class or not but fyi: How Much Does the Mercedes-Benz S-Class Cost?

The S-Class sedan starts at $96,600 for the base S550 sedan, which is one of the highest prices in the class. Its coupe and cabriolet (convertible) counterparts start even higher than that at $122,750 and $131,400, respectively. And she was looking for a $50K investment in her business?

[mrs. a]

“What is going on with that neck though?”

Take another look at the pic. She’s using the strength of her well-toned arms to pull her head up.

[Vision]

I believe this is a felony.

[wally_bert]

I agree.

[misanthrope]

Butter face...

[SauronOfMordor]

He got off more cheaply than if he invested in setting her up in business. The business would have been a money pit.