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Drunk man jumps into zoo enclosure to feed bear condensed milk, bites his hand off
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Posted on 08/16/2017 7:05:13 PM PDT by SJackson
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To: SJackson
Well that’s plain silly, why would a drunk bite a bear?
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posted on
08/16/2017 7:40:16 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Did Barack Obama denounce Communism and dictatorships when he visited Cuba as a puppet of the State?)
To: SJackson
I think you should have dropped the adjective “condensed” from the headline rather than the second subject “animal.”
Chomping off your own hand, that’s more than drunk.
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posted on
08/16/2017 7:41:36 PM PDT
by
heartwood
(If you're looking for a </sarc tag>, you just saw it.)
To: SJackson
In the animal’s defense, condensed milk doesn’t taste very good.
To: SJackson
He should have found a more civilized bear, like the one they had riding on the motorcycle a couple weeks ago. Those wacky Russians!
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posted on
08/16/2017 7:47:37 PM PDT
by
GnuThere
To: SJackson
Russia, bear, man, alcohol
need we say more?
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posted on
08/16/2017 7:49:16 PM PDT
by
PGR88
To: SJackson
I have a Russian friend that explained to me that condenses milk is always used with vodka. Apparently no one goes drinking there without a can of condensed milk.
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posted on
08/16/2017 7:52:00 PM PDT
by
lefty-lie-spy
(Stay metal. For the Horde \m/("_")\m/ - via iPhone from Tokyo.)
To: SJackson; All
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posted on
08/16/2017 7:52:51 PM PDT
by
musicman
(The future is just a collection of successive nows.)
To: SJackson
Bears want cookies along with their milk. Everybody knows that. Otherwise they get cranky.
To: Terry Mross
“From the headline one would believe the man bit the Bear’s hand off. Actually, the correct grammar would be “bit off the Bear’s hand”.
You sure you’re not profiling?
To: SJackson
The bear wanted more. It wanted milk and cookies. When it did not get cookies, it got hand.
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posted on
08/16/2017 7:57:53 PM PDT
by
jonrick46
(The Left has a mental illness: A totalitarian psyche.)
To: SJackson
When you give a bear a glass of milk, he’s going to want a snack to go with it.
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posted on
08/16/2017 8:02:30 PM PDT
by
Crucial
To: Jeff Chandler
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posted on
08/16/2017 8:13:07 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
((The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.))
To: SJackson
Drunk, what do you expect if you go into a bear’s den...
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posted on
08/16/2017 9:28:15 PM PDT
by
Deplorable American1776
(Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is DEPLORABLE :-))
To: SJackson
Condensed milk is for cooking not for drinking, even bears know that.
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posted on
08/17/2017 4:58:29 AM PDT
by
faucetman
(Ju"st the facts, ma'am, Just the facts)
To: SJackson
Drunk man jumps into zoo enclosure to feed bear condensed milk but animal bites his hand off in bloody attack Hold my condensed milk and watch this.
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posted on
08/17/2017 5:00:39 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
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