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Police: One-armed, machete-wielding clown arrested
KSTP.com ^
| 7/26/17
| AP
Posted on 07/26/2017 2:56:48 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo
A man is accused of drunkenly strolling down a Maine road wearing a black-hooded sweatshirt and a clown mask and brandishing a machete taped to where his arm had been amputated.
Maine State Police told WCSH-TV that 31-year-old Corey Berry, of Hollis, was arrested Tuesday and charged with criminal threatening. He was released after posting $200 bail.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: clown; machete; maine
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Stabby the Clown.
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
Prolly out of work since Ringling Bros. Barnum & Bailey closed up shop.
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posted on
07/26/2017 3:00:56 PM PDT
by
Old Yeller
(Auto-correct has become my worst enema.)
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
Is there a law that says an amputee can’t have a machete-shaped prostheses?
If Captain Hook and Edward Scissorhands are on the jury, this guy walks.
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posted on
07/26/2017 3:01:56 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
He was a one-armed, clown-faced, stabbing freaky people stalker, what a sight to see!
I said a Mr. Stabbing Freaky People, what's your line? He said a stabbing freaky people and it sure is fine...
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posted on
07/26/2017 3:04:52 PM PDT
by
\/\/ayne
(I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper.)
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
I'll see yer machete and raise ya...
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
A drunk one-armed machete clown?
I’d like to see THAT mugshot.
And $200 bail? Hoo boy!
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
Yeah. I'll ask Stabby to host my next kid's birthday party.
Sweet dreams kiddies!
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
Drunkenness never ends well
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posted on
07/26/2017 3:10:11 PM PDT
by
Nifster
(I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
It’s a fusion storyline of The Fugitive and It.
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posted on
07/26/2017 3:11:29 PM PDT
by
rod1
(CTLY)
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
“A man is accused of drunkenly strolling down a Maine road wearing a black-hooded sweatshirt and a clown mask and brandishing a machete taped to where his arm had been amputated.”
Accused? Pardon me but that’s AWESOME!!
President Trump needs to appoint this guy as our next ambassador to Iran!
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posted on
07/26/2017 3:16:26 PM PDT
by
MeganC
(Democrat by birth, Republican by default, conservative by principle.)
To: Responsibility2nd
The $200 bail caught my eye, as well!
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
But did he get to keep his machete?
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posted on
07/26/2017 3:34:44 PM PDT
by
\/\/ayne
(I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper.)
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
"That's the one armed man that killed my wife!" - The fugitve
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posted on
07/26/2017 3:39:40 PM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: \/\/ayne
No. It was an assault machete, and will be melted down with all the 4793 assault machetes, at the next meltdown party. (Just after they do their next assault machete buy back event) LOL
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posted on
07/26/2017 3:40:03 PM PDT
by
Klemper
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
Was he wearing those shoes? You know......the big clown shoes?
Those really scare me.
You know why?
Big socks. Big stinky, sweaty socks.
Now I won’t be able to sleep tonight.
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posted on
07/26/2017 3:45:07 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
But was his arm amputated BEFORE he purchased the machete?
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posted on
07/26/2017 4:11:12 PM PDT
by
GnuThere
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
A man is accused of drunkenly strolling down a Maine road wearing a black-hooded sweatshirt and a clown mask and brandishing a machete taped to where his arm had been amputated. 
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posted on
07/26/2017 4:11:41 PM PDT
by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: MeganC
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posted on
07/26/2017 4:11:49 PM PDT
by
Trillian
To: MeganC
Accused? Pardon me but that’s AWESOME!! President Trump needs to appoint this guy as our next ambassador to Iran!
Lol!
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posted on
07/26/2017 4:13:46 PM PDT
by
pax_et_bonum
(Never Forget the SEALs of Extortion 17 - and God Bless The United States of America.)
To: DannyTN
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posted on
07/26/2017 4:16:28 PM PDT
by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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