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Flash Flood Warnings Issued As Liberal Tears Continue To Soak Nation
Babylon Bee ^ | 6/21/17 | Staff

Posted on 06/21/2017 10:13:51 AM PDT by fungoking

The National Weather Service has issue has issued widespread flash flood warnings across America as liberal tears continue to pour down unabated, increasing in severity after Karen Handel’s victory over Jon Ossoff in the race for Georgia’s 6th Congressional District.

"We advise all citizens to disconnect electrical appliances, bring outdoor furniture inside, and move all important indoor items to the top floor of your home to avoid flood damage,” a NWS spokesman said. “Also, avoid walking or driving through streams of tears, as their power can be deceiving—just six inches of moving tears can knock you down, and only one foot can sweep a vehicle away.”

“People in especially hard-hit areas should move to higher ground immediately and evacuate the area if necessary,” he added.

At publishing time, due to media rumors that Hillary Clinton is considering another White House run while Chelsea Clinton is being groomed for a future in politics, the NWS spokesman was predicting “no end in sight” to the downpours.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; liberals; satire

1 posted on 06/21/2017 10:13:51 AM PDT by fungoking
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To: fungoking

Te Lying Left can only shed crocodile tears. Not enough to soak a Kleenex let alone create a flood.


2 posted on 06/21/2017 10:17:02 AM PDT by Jim W N
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To: Jim 0216

Cry me a river.


3 posted on 06/21/2017 10:18:13 AM PDT by Col Frank Slade
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To: fungoking

It’s their party,
And they’ll cry if they want to
Cry if they want to!
Cry if they want to!


4 posted on 06/21/2017 10:34:35 AM PDT by lee martell
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To: fungoking

Love seeing Democrats suffer...love it!


5 posted on 06/21/2017 10:41:21 AM PDT by rrrod (just an old guy with a gun in his pocket.l)
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To: fungoking

I love the sound of libtard tears in the morning. :-)


6 posted on 06/21/2017 10:44:58 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: fungoking
Millenial Shelter
7 posted on 06/21/2017 10:48:25 AM PDT by SkyDancer (You know they invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs.)
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To: Jim 0216

I love it when Democrats out of state donate millions of dollars to some state’s economy and get nothing in return.


8 posted on 06/21/2017 11:43:59 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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