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Trayvon Martin Will Be Awarded a Posthumous Aeronautical Science Degree X
time ^ | May 5, 2017 | Aric Jenkins

Posted on 05/08/2017 12:55:48 PM PDT by Daffynition

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How bout dah?


21 posted on 05/08/2017 1:04:13 PM PDT by TnTnTn
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To: Daffynition; All

I would have got an Aeronautical Science Degree “but I got high, but I got high, but I got high.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw


22 posted on 05/08/2017 1:04:22 PM PDT by areukiddingme1 (areukiddingme1 is a synonym for a Retired U.S. Navy Chief Petty Officer and tired of liberal BS.))
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To: Daffynition

Contrary to popular belief, Trayvon Martin was a pioneer in String Theory.


23 posted on 05/08/2017 1:04:36 PM PDT by Tzimisce
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To: Daffynition

Nobody cared about him for days when he was lying in the morgue. Now he has a degree. Pffftttttt!


24 posted on 05/08/2017 1:05:59 PM PDT by ColdOne ((I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11~ Best Election Ever!)
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To: Daffynition

He should get an environmental award with Jabba the Thug because “I Hearded grass” as she said.
That takes talent.


25 posted on 05/08/2017 1:06:07 PM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Daffynition
I want a doctorate in aerospace engineering because I dream of being an astronaut!! Give it to me, now!!! Don't expect me to work for it and earn it, though.


26 posted on 05/08/2017 1:06:33 PM PDT by Enchante (Searching throughout the country for one honest Democrat....)
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To: Tzimisce

Well, he was intimately involved with Newtonian physics at the time of his untimely departure from his mortal coil.


27 posted on 05/08/2017 1:06:57 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Daffynition
Oy!

This reminds me of the old timeless but completely tasteless bad joke:

What do you call a black rocket scientist?

28 posted on 05/08/2017 1:06:58 PM PDT by Jaysin
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Black Degrees Matter


29 posted on 05/08/2017 1:07:52 PM PDT by kaehurowing
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Aeronautical???? Yeah ‘cause he was flying on Purple Drank.


30 posted on 05/08/2017 1:08:33 PM PDT by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: Daffynition

You know what - I was a Marine Corps Aviation Officer Candidate, just long enough for the Navy doctor to say my eyeballs weren’t any good. But I bet I qualify for that degree more than he did.


31 posted on 05/08/2017 1:09:29 PM PDT by real saxophonist ( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
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To: Daffynition
There are no words.

Especially if the sheepskin is written in cursive.

32 posted on 05/08/2017 1:09:54 PM PDT by Roccus (When you talk to a politician...ANY politician...always say, "Remember Ceausescu")
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To: PGR88
That’s nothing - wait until he gets nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize.

That's "Noble Peace Prize" - just like his father...


33 posted on 05/08/2017 1:10:32 PM PDT by COBOL2Java ("Game over, man, game over!" (my advice to DemocRATs))
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To: Daffynition

“Affirmative Action” at its finest.


34 posted on 05/08/2017 1:10:33 PM PDT by Parley Baer
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Are they also awarding TRAYVON posthumous adoption papers?

“If I had a son, he’d look like Trayvon. “When I think about this boy, I think about my own kids.” - BARACK OBAMA


35 posted on 05/08/2017 1:10:34 PM PDT by stars & stripes forever (Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord. Psalm 33:12)
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To: Daffynition

Just more proof that college degrees are only worth a dead idiot.


36 posted on 05/08/2017 1:12:06 PM PDT by CodeToad (If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable!)
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To: Daffynition

Apparently it takes a rocket scientist to behave stupidly enough to get yourself shot.

Who knew?


37 posted on 05/08/2017 1:13:29 PM PDT by ConservativeWarrior (Fall down 7 times, stand up 8. - Japanese proverb)
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To: Daffynition

“She was gonna be an actress, and I was gonna learn to fly.”


38 posted on 05/08/2017 1:13:49 PM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: Daffynition

Now he’s wasted a college education on drugs and violence.


39 posted on 05/08/2017 1:14:58 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: Daffynition

Yeah... if a dead guy can earn a degree in rocket science.... my degree must be worth toilet paper.


40 posted on 05/08/2017 1:16:59 PM PDT by VaeVictis (~Woe to the Conquered~)
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