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'I consider myself trans-species': Fantasy fan transforms himself into an ELF with £25,000 of plast
Daily Mail ^
| 10:05 BST, 3 May 2017
| MailOnline Reporter
Posted on 05/04/2017 1:46:55 AM PDT by Vostok-1
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To: Vostok-1
ConservaTeen when he was 3 wanted to be a fire engine. Glad we didn't accept that, now he wants to STAY a conservative. 😀
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posted on
05/04/2017 5:28:55 AM PDT
by
Deplorable American1776
(Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is DEPLORABLE :-))
To: Vostok-1
Elves are immortal. I'm pretty sure he won't be.
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posted on
05/04/2017 5:32:50 AM PDT
by
BitWielder1
(I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
To: Vostok-1
Hopefully, whatever chemicals he ‘needs’ for his....progression, sterilize.
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posted on
05/04/2017 5:48:51 AM PDT
by
i_robot73
("A man chooses. A slave obeys." - Andrew Ryan)
To: Vostok-1
“I consider myself trans-species.”
We agree with you.
To: sphinx
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posted on
05/04/2017 6:19:45 AM PDT
by
ssfromla
To: Vostok-1
Hey, if the women turn out like this, I'm all for it:
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posted on
05/04/2017 6:34:39 AM PDT
by
PLMerite
("Government should be done to cattle and not human beings." - John Milius)
To: BigEdLB
Elves have smaller noses.
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posted on
05/04/2017 7:06:44 AM PDT
by
jdsteel
(Give me freedom, not more government.)
To: Vostok-1
And we are forbidden to contest the trans-elf’s choice of identity.
The road we are on is not a through street.
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posted on
05/04/2017 7:08:26 AM PDT
by
lurk
(TEat)
To: mindburglar
Except that Tolkien would consider such body modifications morally objectionable.
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posted on
05/04/2017 7:27:42 AM PDT
by
Mrs. Don-o
("Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?" - Gimli the Dwarf)
To: mindburglar
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posted on
05/04/2017 7:28:15 AM PDT
by
Mrs. Don-o
("Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?" - Gimli the Dwarf)
To: FES0844
"The doctors who perform this surgery are as crazy as the patient. Re-open asylums & lock them up!" Or, we might assume that, while the patients are crazy, the doctors are money-hungry and unethical, doing expensive surgery on tissues and organs which are normal, i.e. not deformed, diseased or injured. Non-therpeutic surgery. So, for the patients: in-patient psychiatric. For the doctors: jail.
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posted on
05/04/2017 7:32:14 AM PDT
by
Mrs. Don-o
("Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?" - Gimli the Dwarf)
To: Vostok-1
Reminds me of this, from THE WAR LORD (1965)
Bors: “Sire, all men have heard how,
when the Lord Christ came,
the old gods, demons and spirits with
snakey hair were cast down into hell!
Good riddance.
But some say they still linger,
prowling the dark corners
and unblessed places of the earth.
Changed to beggar men and goose girls.”
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posted on
05/04/2017 7:34:55 AM PDT
by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
(That's my story and I'm sticking to it!)
To: Mrs. Don-o
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posted on
05/04/2017 8:06:03 AM PDT
by
FES0844
(G)
To: Vostok-1
I hear he is dating a garden gnome...
To: Vostok-1
Will Ferrell be next?
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posted on
05/04/2017 5:39:53 PM PDT
by
x
To: Vostok-1; al baby; Albion Wilde; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; ...
But would Laz hit it?
DANG!
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