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This Girl Scout Wrote Brutally Honest Reviews Of The Cookies She Was Selling
Delish ^ | FEB 1, 2017 | CAROLINE PICARD

Posted on 02/02/2017 2:28:55 PM PST by nickcarraway

She made BANK by telling the truth.

At only 11-years-old, Charlotte McCourt is going places. The Girl Scout from South Orange, New Jersey, wrote scathing reviews of the organization's cookies in hopes of scoring a big sale from her dad's "very wealthy" friend. But her critiques of the "flavorless" Toffee-Tastic and "kind of boring" Trefoil landed the sixth-grader a much bigger windfall: Sales exceeding 15,000 boxes, and counting.

McCourt is a member of a "miniscule but mighty" five-person-troop. While she had already sold 92 boxes, she wanted to more customers to donate cookies to the U.S. military. So Charlotte's dad, Sean, advised her to email his well-off friend from high school. The following sales pitch was pure gold.

On a scale of one to 10, Do-Si-Dos are "a five for its unoriginality and its blandness," she says. Savannah Smiles, a seven, taste "like sweet lemon wedges with just the right balance of sweet and sour." Thin Mints deserve "a nine for the delectable chocolate-mint combination." Not every cookie earned a number, though. "If you have a wild sense of adventure, try the S'mores," Charlotte wrote of this year's new flavor."Full disclosure, I have not tried the S'mores so I cannot rate it in good conscience."

The spot-on critique went viral when Mike Rowe, the former host of Dirty Jobs, shared it on Facebook. Rowe, who works with Sean McCourt on his podcast, could barely keep it together while reading the letter. But he also praised Charlotte for her honesty, encouraging viewers to buy her cookies and "send the message that when you tell the truth, good things happen."

The appeal worked. Not only did the email recipient buy 25 boxes for the troops, but fans of her review have bought more than 15,000 packages, ABC News reports. For reference, the all-time sales record is 18,107 boxes, set in 2016. In fact, Charlotte has sold so many cookies that the tracker on her website is currently broken.

So why did she take such an unusual approach? "I love being honest with my clients," the expert saleswoman wrote at the end of the email. "The Girl Scout organization can sometimes use false advertising. These ratings are only my opinion; yours may vary."

Right on, Charlotte. Here's the link to stock up on Thin Mints — but avoid the Toffee-tastics, okay?


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Food; Health/Medicine
KEYWORDS: business; cookies; girlscouts

1 posted on 02/02/2017 2:28:55 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

The house looked so nice before the fire.


2 posted on 02/02/2017 2:33:53 PM PST by MrEdd (MrEdd)
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To: nickcarraway

you have to hear the letter as ready by Mike Rowe. Tears in my eyes, laughing.


3 posted on 02/02/2017 2:34:47 PM PST by SparkyBass
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To: nickcarraway

Nasty cookies filled with hydrogenated fat. Stuff for the ghetto


4 posted on 02/02/2017 2:36:19 PM PST by JudgemAll (Democrats Fed. job-security Whorocracy & hate:hypocrites must be gay like us or be tested/crucified)
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To: nickcarraway

Abortion cookies? No, thanks.


5 posted on 02/02/2017 2:37:07 PM PST by who knows what evil? (Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.com)
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To: nickcarraway; Salamander; Vendome; humblegunner; JoeProBono; Slings and Arrows
I prefer "Crunchy Frog" and the one with the Lark Vomit.


6 posted on 02/02/2017 2:38:17 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: nickcarraway

Nice article and kudos to a smart kid.

However, I no longer support either the BSA or the GSA due to their support of the gay agenda.


7 posted on 02/02/2017 2:39:51 PM PST by taxcontrol
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“However, I no longer support either the BSA or the GSA due to their support of the gay agenda.”

Ditto that!


8 posted on 02/02/2017 2:48:12 PM PST by MeganC (BOYCOTT Nancy Pelosi's Auberge de Soleil!!! SHUT IT DOWN!!!)
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To: nickcarraway

Today’s GS cookies aren’t much - the Campfire mints from 50 plus years ago were real good and $1 a box.


9 posted on 02/02/2017 3:22:09 PM PST by dainbramaged (Get out of my country now)
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To: nickcarraway

We are boycotting GS cookies...a few weeks ago, at a local Publix there was GS selling cookies and 2 of the ‘girls’ were boys.


10 posted on 02/02/2017 3:29:14 PM PST by ConservaTeen (Islam is Not the Religion of Peace, but The religion of Pedophilia...)
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To: shibumi

“Well, if we took the bones out, it wouldn’t be crunchy, now would it?”


11 posted on 02/02/2017 3:42:57 PM PST by Only1choice____Freedom (If you choose not to deal with reality, reality will deal with you - and not on your terms)
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To: ConservaTeen

omg.


12 posted on 02/02/2017 4:06:30 PM PST by Ann Archy (Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: taxcontrol

“due to their support of the gay agenda.”

Also support of Planned Parenthood.


13 posted on 02/02/2017 4:15:08 PM PST by MayflowerMadam (If you think the party that freed the slaves are the racist ones, you probably are a liberal.)
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To: shibumi


14 posted on 02/02/2017 4:42:34 PM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: JoeProBono

Young boo-hoo girl?


15 posted on 02/02/2017 5:08:16 PM PST by W. (How sweet it is to say "Former President 0bama!")
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To: JoeProBono

You forgot, ‘little boys who think they are girls’


16 posted on 02/02/2017 5:13:31 PM PST by ConservaTeen (Islam is Not the Religion of Peace, but The religion of Pedophilia...)
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To: who knows what evil?

Lesbian abortion cookies.


17 posted on 02/02/2017 6:40:25 PM PST by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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