Great emails for everyone;)

unknown | 1/31/2017 | self

[null and void]

I want mine to say “Gravity wins another round...”

[golux]

This is possibly the worst thread I have ever seen on FR so I will at least add that

the other day when a coworker asked me in Spanish how I was doing,

I confided,

in Spanish,

I thought,

"happy to be on this side of the grass,"

but I realize now

for the reactions of my crew

and worried looks

must have confided,

"happy because I'm high on marijuana pretty much all the time."

[CyberAnt]

Speaking of tough Generals ........ a certain Seal (known for killing Bin Laden), upon hearing that General Mattis was nominated for Secretary of Defense, commented that General Mattis has a bear rug in his den.

The bear is not dead, it’s just too scared to move.

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

[Daffynition]

[Daffynition]

Others need help too. BLM = *Black Labs Matter*

[onona]

oh HELL noes !