The Hollywood trailer trash doing everything they can to get movie parts from “those” that run most of Hollywood.
It’s easy to blame Hollyweird for such shenanigans but actually this is W Magazine and Conde Nast who need to be outed as non-journalists engaging in pure partisan propaganda.
Dear Hollywood celebrities,
Its time to wake up now. Get this! The only reason you exist is for my entertainment. Some of you are beautiful. Some of you can deliver a line with such conviction that you bring tears to my eyes. Some of you are so convincing that you scare the crap out of me. And others are so funny you can make me laugh uncontrollably.
But you all have one thing in common. You only exist and have a place in my world to entertain me. Thats it. Nothing else!
You make your living pretending to be someone else. You play dress-up like a 5-year-old. Your world is a make believe world. It is not real. It doesnt exist. You live for the camera while the rest of us live in the real world. Your entire existence depends on my patronage. I crank/grind the organ, and you dance.
Therefore, I dont care where you stand on issues. Honestly, your opinion means nothing to me. Just because you had a lead role in a movie about prostitution doesnt mean you know what its like to be a prostitute. Your view matters far less to me than that of a someone living in Timbuktu .
Believe me or not, the hard truth is that you arent real. I turn off my TV or shut down my computer, and you cease to exist. Once I am done with you, I go back to the real world until I want you to entertain me again.
I dont care that you think BP executives deserve the death penalty. I dont care what you think about the environment. I dont care if you believe fracking is bad. I dont care if you call for more gun control. I dont care if you believe in catastrophic human-induced global warming. And I could care less that you supported Hillary for President. Get back into your bubble. Ill let you know when Im in the mood for something pretty or scary or funny.
And one other thing. What was with all this Ill leave the country if Donald Trump wins? Dont you know how stupid that made you sound? What did you think my reaction was going to be? I better not vote for Trump or well lose Whoopi Goldberg? Al Sharpton? Amy Schumer? Leave. I dont care! And dont let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. Oh by the way, is Clinton returning any of the money you so generously donated to her election?
Make me laugh. Make me cry. Even scare me. But realize this, the only words of yours that matter are scripted just like your pathetic little lives. I may agree with some of you from time to time, but in the final analysis, it doesnt matter. In my world, you exist solely for my entertainment. So, shut your pie hole and dance, monkey, DANCE!