Man Assaults Girlfriend With Taco

The Daily Times ^ | Tuesday, January 10, 2017

[Honorary Serb]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkZd9XZsc6c

[Blue Jays]

There is pretty much a taco truck on every corner.
It makes sense a taco was used as a weapon given the availability.

[dfwgator]

Drop the Chalupa!

[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

What is that saying? Something about, “If God did not want man to eat taco”.....or something like that!

ROFL

Yes, I laugh at my own humor! ;-)

[Noumenon]

I hardly know what to make of this headline.

[Noumenon]

Some burritos elevate themselves to WMD status post-consumption.

[Ken H]

[SIDENET]

I blame the taco.

[Rembrandt]

“I blame the taco.”

Would you blame it if there was a concealed carry law for tacos?

[Kickass Conservative]

Oh, I thought he Assaulted her Taco like Bill Clinton did to Monica’s using a Cigar.

[dfwgator]

Good thing he didn’t come after her with a banana.

[Hugin]

[Hugin]

That would have to be a churro.

[Freedom_Is_Not_Free]

Darn good thing it was not a banana. (With apologies to Monty Python).

[cpdiii]

My fingers tremble on the key board as I contemplate which I wish to say, I will not except, “I have never had a bad taco.”

[Freedom_Is_Not_Free]

Beat me to it!

That scene was improvised, you know. The original scene was very mild and the Director told the actors to go wild, really think like a couple fighting. What made Cagney grab the grapefruit and mush it in her face, who knows, but that is the stuff of creative genius. And now that is forever a Hollywood classic moment — one of the most referenced and seen of all time.

[Freedom_Is_Not_Free]

Yep, we need a 10 day waiting period for assault tacos.

[ResponseAbility]

I thought they all had tacos.

[dfwgator]

[avenir]