This story reads like a Monty Python sketch.
Posted on 12/20/2016 8:31:02 AM PST by freedomlover
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This story reads like a Monty Python sketch.
Most female officers I see look like men.You can dress in the uniform and still be feminine.
Though I don’t see how a police woman could be very comfortable doing her duty in three inch high heels.
Some of the best lyrics ever.
Please frisk me.
No really, take your time.
I’ve been a very bad boy.
However, I DO see the crime rate going up, Up, UP, UUUUUPPP!!! (As Mick Jagger would say...)
I mean, who WOULDNT want to encounter a cop like that...
The six inch heels match their gun barrels.
(Actually, I can’t tell what they’re carrying).
Great song. Here’s another.....
Cagey Bea by Junior Brown
She’s a real Russian beauty
Balalaika totin’ cutie
She’s a whole lotta fun on a date
And she’s an undercover agent
and I’m just another fool
she is tryin’ to investigate
Her name is double agent
Beatrix Knock’em off the third
and she’s a threat to national security
in the undercover world
she’s a pretty cagey girl
that’s why they call her Cagey Bea
Cagey Bea, Cagey Bea
cageyist babushka in the land of the free
getting secrets undercover
from so many others
but she’s only gettin’ lovin’ outa me.
I met a gal the other day
in a strange sort of way
takin’ pictures of my house from her car
she said she was a tourist
but she seemed more adventurist
than just a girl from the USSR
she was handing out the borscht
so I jumped right in her porsche
and felt a wire going right up my sleeve
by the time we started kissing
half of Moscow was listening
to the prisoner of Cagey Bea
Cagey Bea, Cagey Bea
why’d you go and play them dirty tricks on me
getting secrets undercover
from so many others
but your only gettin’ lovin’ outa me.
she’s got a sexy looking hemline
and them boys back at the Kremline
keep an eye on her every step
but my love will never stop
for that cagey Russian cop
and I am needing all the loving I can get
but I ain’t walking down the aisle
till she throws away my file
and gets those surveillance cameras off of me
I ain’t wearing that corsage
till there’s no more espionage
from double agent Cagey Bea
Cagey Bea, Cagey Bea
cageyist babushka in the land of the free
getting secrets undercover
from so many others
but she’s only gettin’ lovin’ outa me.
No she’s only gettin’ lovin’ outa me.
Just a little bit of peril?
WHY???
Chuckle
It's
Я ударил ее
The six inch heels match their gun barrels.
(Actually, I can’t tell what they’re carrying).
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I’d like to say they’re carrying a pair of 38’s. But it’s more like a caliber of 32.
Which is fine.
I defer to your expertness. You should know.
(salute)
NO! It’s too perilous!
The crime wave usually comes in their direction. These are not useless bureaucrats like ours.
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